I believe he farted very loudly when standing next to the Queen a couple of weeks ago - assembled on a balcony among the rest of the Royal Family at Buckingham Palace, above thousands of adoring subjects.
Kindly confirm - this is important and needs airing...
2006-07-10 01:21:24 · 19 answers · asked by TruthHurts 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Royalty
It would seem that he did...! The overwhelming weight of evidence is stacking-up, making it clear that a senior member of the Royal Family audibly farted in broad daylight whilst performing a public duty in front of thousands of adoring people from an elevated position on a gilded balcony right beside the Queen...!
There is no excuse...! It is no good pretending he is just an ordinary person - because Prince Phillip aspires to levels of public adulation, luxury and conspicuous consumption at the public's expense which utterly prohibits such base bahaviour...
He'll have to go...! Off with his head...!!!
If Tony Bliar were to do the same he would be drummed out of No 10 Downing Street before anyone could shout - "Pickfords...!!!"
In fact, every second of his waking day, I reckon the British media is now watching the PM with that possibility very much in mind...!
2006-07-12 23:51:45 · update #1
To those who say "He's only human" - THAT'S MY WHOLE POINT...!!! i.e., If these people are "only human" WHY do we treat them like Gods and keep them in such sumptuous wealth and extravegant life-styles at our expense...? If they fart too - then they can get out and walk...!!!
2006-07-16 18:43:22 · update #2
The man is in his eighties.
I think if he needs to fart then why not.
Better out than in.
Royalty need to pee etc, just the same as the rest of us you know. They are only human.
2006-07-10 11:09:51 · answer #1 · answered by monkeyface 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hey, lighten up. Better to fart and bear the shame than not fart and bear the pain. Besides, have you ever seen the typical British diet? Yuk! No wonder my ancestors fled England for the Americas. They were sick of eating kidneys. We ussually don't eat vital organs in America, (except for the idiots who actually think liver tastes good). Flatulence is nothing to be ashamed of if you're British. What do they ussually eat in Corwall? That's where my ancestors hailed from over 300 years ago.
2006-07-16 16:53:22 · answer #2 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA!!! He probably did! I actually once read somewhere that the average person emits a certain amount of methane every day. In that case, even if Prince Philip didn't fart in the balcony, he farted at SOME point on the Queen's birthday.
2006-07-10 12:47:23 · answer #3 · answered by tangerine 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The tabloid newspapers certainly thought that he had and their evidence came from the look on everyone's faces in the balcony shot but who knows... Buckingham Palace are hardly going to confirm that!
2006-07-10 08:25:44 · answer #4 · answered by leahtastic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like Buckingham Palace needs airing!!!
2006-07-10 13:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, the Prince Consort is very old... if you're so obsessed with his physiology, ask us whether his incontinent old self defecated in the carriage over to Buck Palace...
2006-07-11 19:03:58 · answer #6 · answered by hasina_ghani 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone obviously did, as can be seen by looking at the pictures, but from just looking at the pics, I guessed it was Harry.
And boy, was the Queen not amused!
2006-07-13 00:52:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course he did. He's well known for being rude.
I understand that the queen turned to him and said "Phillip, have you farted?"
"Of course I have." He replied indignantly. "Do you think I always smell like this?"
2006-07-10 12:57:39 · answer #8 · answered by quatt47 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who cares he is an old fart anyway
2006-07-10 08:35:47 · answer #9 · answered by ringo711 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't know if he did or did not but I am sure that if he did he got a good giggle out of it and blamed it on Charles.
2006-07-10 20:29:08 · answer #10 · answered by osu2720@sbcglobal.net 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋