Whats the funniest thing you can tell me?

Question

Go!.....

Answer 1

My workmate, who is 19, thought that babies were born out of a womans anus. As you can imagine we`ve been dining out on that one for a while.

Answer 2

A joke for you since you like that rubrique......:-)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So the next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon return to his office after mass he found the following note on his door:

Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
There are 10 commandments, not 12.
There are 12 disciples, not 10.
Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ***.
We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
David slew Goliath, he did not kick the **** out of him.
When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ***.
We do not refer to the cross as the big T!
When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body", he did not say ,"Eat me."
The Virgin Mary is not referred to as the "Mary with the cherry."
The reccomended grace before a meal is not:"Rub-Adub-dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God."
Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St Peter's, not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Answer 3

I see said the blind man to the deaf mute as he picked up his hammer and saw a woman crossing the road with a chicken who had her head cut off just in time for the half off sale at JC penny for your thoughts will make you not break you but then this all would not have happened if he had looked at what he was hearing. the end
Oh the lady made it across before the chicken and neither know why...
~A~ O_o
Gazzooks Batman is goat boy your real son?!

Answer 4

Dear i am a king of spritual tantra and fortune teller and i can save and secure to any bdy and i can do much bad and smash his all life till the bottom of his life ashe can never think

Answer 5

100 monks builds a temple in 4days the next day a red tank destroyes it 20 monks were killed. the following day, the surviving 80 monks build yet another new temple so this time the red tank destroyes it again this time 40 monks were killed. the next day, the 40 monks who survived the kiling spree came together and build yet another temple as you have expected it a red tank came and destroyed the temple again, this time only the abbort survived.he spent the next 20 years building the temple.just as he finished building the temple, a red tank came and destroyed the tank,another green tank came and destroyed the red tank....

so whats the moral of the story?

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the green tank is stronger than the red tank!

pls vote for my ans i typed so long and my fingers were aching lol

Answer 6

That a guy (who will remain nameless) thought that a guy on here (who will remain nameless) actually had been in prison where he met a guy that looked like said first nameless guy. Now that's funny!!

**falls down** (but saved the custard pie)

Answer 7

Die ist ein Kinnerhunder und zwei Mackel uber und der bitte schon ist den Wunderhaus sprechensie. 'Nein' sprecht der Herren 'Ist aufern borger mit zveitingen'.




or

Answer 8

A Canable went for a walk after dinner and passed his Brother.
http://wwww.youdraw.com

Answer 9

You actually look like a guy I once saw in prison.

Answer 10

Hmmmm....a tough one......How about givng me 10 points for answering your not so funny question?I won't settle for 2 points, you know. Ten or nothing..I"M NOT KIDDING!!