my favorite is "Chuck norris's agent once asked if he wanted to be in brokeback mountain, his produser has been missing for 2 years. never ask Chuck Norris if he wants to be in a gay cowboy movie
2006-07-09 21:10:03 · 7 answers · asked by gusgus 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more humane....
When Chuck Norris works out on the Total Gym, the Total Gym feels like it's been raped.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparallelled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalised, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
2006-07-09 21:33:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're all kinda old by now, but one of my fav's is:
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Oh and:
The cure for cancer has been discovered by scientists in Chuck Norris's tears. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris never cries.
2006-07-10 04:13:39 · answer #2 · answered by darbyrob43 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is not afraid of the dark. The darkness is afraid of Chuck Norris.
2006-07-10 04:13:28 · answer #3 · answered by Courtney S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who is Chuck Norris?!?
2006-07-10 10:58:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris had the brilliant idea of selling his own urine which had high concentration of energy....we now call this drink red bull.
chuck norris stole my virginity and he'll steal yours too...if you think thats not possible bc you're not a virgin..then he already has...
chuck norris can get any woman pregnant by just one look and his two fingers pointing at her like a gun....pow pow
2006-07-10 04:17:55 · answer #5 · answered by monavyas15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like chuck norris.
2006-07-10 04:13:19 · answer #6 · answered by XsylviaO 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hair he has a groin beard.
2006-07-10 04:13:39 · answer #7 · answered by whitetrashwithmoney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋