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This computer sh%t is getting lame! I'm open to all "positive" things. So suicide is ruled out for you smart a$$es! Oh yeah, I can't have sex cause it's sore. So? What should I do?
I know I'm asking a whole bunch of people that are doing what I don't want to be doing but I'll take my chances. I am desperate and soooo bored!

2006-07-09 19:23:03 · 16 answers · asked by Dream Bree 3 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

16 answers

Sleep? Perchance to dream?

Write a novel. Read a novel. Bake cookies. Call a friend. Paint your toenails. Cut your toenails. Take a bath. Take a powder. Take five. Take two aspirin and call me in the morning. Gargle. Juggle. Pet your pet. Rearrange your room. Flip your mattress. Clean under your bed. Make some tea.

2006-07-09 19:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by moviesauce 3 · 11 1

If you are in Ft. Wn. then brush your teeth and go to bed.
If in Ca. it's pretty much time for bed, so brush your teeth and go to bed. If I was me that's what I would do.
Wait a minute, I am me and that's not what I am doing!
Any way, throw some push ups and crunches in there somewhere, not a bunch, just enough to feel good.
Also you didn't say weather you were alone (I assume yes) TV, walking, handball court near? Pictures on "Flickr" Run through the park naked, Visualize Whirled Peas, ha ha, but suicide is for quitters and you ain't one a those. Need more input as to your environment.

2006-07-09 20:05:21 · answer #2 · answered by bundyboy0011 2 · 0 0

Since you are spiritual. Here is a positive thing you could do...

Read the news online and pray for those being reported on. This will help you develop compassion as well as your spiritual life. Also, if you truly are spiritual, then you know that it will change the world. Please pray for me... that I may clearly know God's will.

If you are feeling very lazy, you could download a Text-to-speech reader, copy the news into it, and have it read the news to you.

PS - I think it is sad that you announced to the www that parts of your anatomy are sore. Perhaps you could pray for holiness and tactfulness or that you might understand the true meaning to sex and life, which are very connected. I also see you tend to swear a bit. This is another thing you could work on. There is a moral order and you will be able to connect spiritually to God better if you attempt to follow it. It is written in your heart. I'm not attempting to criticise you, but rather giving you something to do. That thing to do is called striving for holiness. Virtue is very closely tied to the meaning of life. What legacy would you like to leave behind? Are you currently leaving behind a positive one? Maybe you don't mean to, but you are leading men with lust in their hearts towards lusting after you. If you truly care about yourself, God, and others, then you will work towards virtue (in your language and presentation) to help them. I'm not trying to break you down, but you come off as not having an intellectual understanding of basic morality. I'm not saying you don't have an intellectual understanding of morality, just that you are scandalizing yourself if you do.

2006-07-09 20:49:35 · answer #3 · answered by WannaBeTheologian 2 · 0 0

Ha! Why would you want to stop?!!! You've successfully turned on quite a machine in a few minutes. This is more than a computer thing. You're messing with the minds of thousands of computer nerds, and you're giving them a cyber moment. How many emails and propositions have you received? You're having fun. Don't stop. Ask anyone who's latched onto your string of questions if they want you to end this. As for me, you're wearing ME out.

2006-07-09 19:39:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Funny you should ask that... I wanted to ask the same question. Maybe you should try finding a hobby like chess. The problem I have is that there isn't anyone else to play with so I just play online on yahoo when I'm bored. Save my name and I can teach you if you don't know how and maybe we could pass the time.

2006-07-09 19:29:41 · answer #5 · answered by G Daddy 1 · 0 0

I have a solution. It does not require sex or suicide. I would like to treat you to a trip(with me along of course) to a Six Flags amusement park. I am not sure if you like rollercoasters, but there are many other things to do there. I live in New york City so I do not know if this is immediately possible, but I found your question and had to answer. Hope you like my solution...Paul

2006-07-09 19:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by maverickisback2005 2 · 0 0

actually we cant help you with your situation,cos we dont know your options, we dont even know what kind of things you like,so you should figure out yourself,but if you dont really have to leave the computer,new chat friends can be good for you..

2006-07-09 19:40:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Train for the olympics.

2006-07-09 20:01:59 · answer #8 · answered by Nep 6 · 0 0

Would you give me a kiss? May I slow dance with you?

2006-07-09 19:33:45 · answer #9 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Go for a walk. get yourself some exercise.

2006-07-09 19:26:58 · answer #10 · answered by mindwolf 2 · 0 0

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