2006-07-09 19:07:08 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
In the light of all the criticism that George Bush is an idiot, the Republicans decide to hold a "George Bush Is Not Stupid" convention. Eighty thousand Republicans meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium.
Trent Lott says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that George Bush is not stupid. So ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce President George Bush."
After the cheers die down. Lott says "Mr. President, we're going to prove to the world once and for all that you are not stupid. So tell us, what is 15 plus 15?"
Bush, after scrunching up his face and concentrating real hard for a moment, declares, "Eighteen!"
Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then the 80,000 Republicans start cheering, "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"
Trent Lott says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place, I guess we can do that." So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"
After nearly 30 seconds of chin-rubbing and grimacing, Bush meekly asks "Ninety?"
Trent Lott is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened.
But then Bush starts pouting, and suddenly the 80,000 Republicans begin to yell and wave their hands, shouting again "Give Bush another chance! Give Bush another chance!"
Lott, unsure whether he's doing more harm than good, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"
Bush looks down, counts on his fingers, and after a whole minute, proudly announces "Four."
A moment of total silence, then an electric charge surges through the stadium as pandemonium breaks out.
All 80,000 Republicans jump to their feet.
These GOP partisans start to wave their arms, stomp their feet and create a deafening roar:
"GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE BUSH ANOTHER CHANCE!"
2006-07-09 19:11:31 · answer #1 · answered by Kraz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't open your mind for two seconds and see what good Bush has done in the dying world? He has offered a nation of people ruled by cruel and evil communist freedom to enjoy the same rights that you do. You are so spoiled with the liberties that you have been granted that you don't realize what this country was founded on...giving innocent, good people a chance at freedom and happiness. Maybe he is the only smart one, because he sees that the rise of terrorism must be suppressed, or it will be the reason for our perishing.
2006-07-10 03:25:17 · answer #2 · answered by Corey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He does come across as a bumbling idiot.
I don't really think he is an idiot. I think its an act. I think he is quite smart.
He has a plan on a very grand scale and that is to create a global economy, hell is the leader of the free world, he cant be that stupid, those are ambitious plans that no dummy can conceptualize. We are the ones that elected him, what does it say about us?
He is much smarter than we give him credit for...
2006-07-10 02:20:11 · answer #3 · answered by D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
President Bush has an MBA from Harvard and flew fighter jets in the guard. Oh yea, he also got elected President twice. Maybe you don't agree with his policies but he in certainly no idiot albeit not a great speaker.
2006-07-10 02:19:21 · answer #4 · answered by Joel P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My guess is that the gene pool from which he crawled has been nothing more than a stagnant sludge pond for a couple of generations. In short -- he can't help being what he is.
So sad. So very, very sad.
EDIT: To those who answered with the, 'America: Love it or Leave it' mindset, I offer this quote which has never been more relevant than now, during one of America's darkest periods:
"We must not confuse dissent with disloyalty. When the loyal opposition dies, I think the soul of America dies with it."
~Edward R. Murrow
2006-07-10 02:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by Specious λ Neurotica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bush is not an idiot he just has to put up with idiots like u that ask questions like this
2006-07-10 02:13:26 · answer #6 · answered by bigdog10210210 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
george w bush : born in Georgia in the Wild Bushes
2006-07-10 02:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by PHIG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he offered himself as a target to people like you.
And even if he is proved to be one, I will blame majority of voters in America for allowing him a second term.
In both cases Bush gets acquitted.
2006-07-10 02:32:21 · answer #8 · answered by Saadi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not!!
It is people like you in your infinite childishness that are the idiots grow up and live a little before you cast such aspersions.
2006-07-10 02:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by rhutson 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's not really an idiot. He just pretends to be one. And he is very good at that.
2006-07-10 02:12:14 · answer #10 · answered by XMan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋