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I like pirates... Do you? If you could be one would you? A criminal is what I mean... SEA CRIMINALS YAY!

2006-07-09 19:00:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

10 answers

Pirates are awesome. I want a pegleg one day.

2006-07-09 19:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Well, I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine

I had a little stretch of land along the C.P. Line

But times got tough, and though I tried, the money wasn't there

The bankers came and took my land and told me, “Fair is fair”

I looked for every kind of job, the answer always "No"

“Hire you now?” they'd always laugh, “We just let twenty go” Ha ha

The government, they promised me a measly little sum

But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum

Then I thought, who gives a Damn if all the jobs are gone

I'm gonna be a Pirate on the river Saskatchewan

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2006-07-10 02:12:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha -- I have always had a "thing" for pirates. Unfortunately, with the whole Jack Sparrow/Pirates of the Caribbean fad it's no longer unique. However, I would totally be a pirate. I would go around and sink other ships, take their teasure and make the other captain walk the plank. I'd even wear an eye patch just for the hell of it!

2006-07-10 02:06:35 · answer #3 · answered by tsopolly 6 · 0 0

Feel very strongly that I lived a previous life as a pirate, and generated a lot of karma from that life. I know things intuitively about 'pirate things' and I really have no reason to possess this knowledge. They hold a forbidden desire for me, for I know the lust that is generated and the penalty of that lust is just as ruthless.

2006-07-10 02:34:10 · answer #4 · answered by Sheila 4 · 0 0

Whats not to like about sailing on a boat in the middle of the ocean with nothing but a bottle of r um and johnny depp?

2006-07-10 02:04:51 · answer #5 · answered by jesslovesblink 4 · 0 0

Just buy "Sid Meier's Pirates!" and enjoy your looting and pillaging and whatnot.

Unfortunately it lacks Keira Knightly, but nothing is perfect y'know?

2006-07-10 02:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by Lucifer 4 · 0 0

i dont think you really understand the meaning of the word "criminal".come back to reality before you get hurt.pirates or criminals of real life dont look like johnney depp and dont act like one either.its ok to have fantasies but as long as you understand the difference between fantacy and reality.so please dont do anything stupid in "real" life.

2006-07-10 02:10:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I could sail with Johnny Depp!

2006-07-10 02:03:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

so ya wanna be somalian and open fire on French cruise ships?

2006-07-10 02:02:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, I don't like rum or peg legs.

2006-07-10 02:03:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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