chuck norris doesnt sleep,he waits
2006-07-09 18:48:46 · 11 answers · asked by Free High Fives 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag the ladies....he potato sacks them.
2006-07-09 19:08:32 · answer #1 · answered by Idontneednostinkingname 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When Chuck Norris falls into a lake, he doesn't get wet, the lake gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
Guns dont kill people.. Chuck Norris kills people
Chuck Norris drives a icecream truck covered in human skulls
i got so many more... email me
2006-07-09 18:54:19 · answer #2 · answered by hpascare 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris took a whole bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink
When Chuck Norris is doing a push-up, he is actually pushing the earth down.
The only reason Chuck Norris would sleep with a man is because he ran out of women.
2006-07-09 18:52:22 · answer #3 · answered by song no one singz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best to ask my husband this one.
He actually got beat up by Norris once. Tony was taking karate classes in South Carolina and Chuck Norris was invited to come by and be a guest instructor. Well he asked for a volunteer to come up and spar with him and like the BIG MORON he is, my hubby jumped up and said he would. Well to make a long story short, Norris LAYED HIM OUT!!!!! Tony said it was something he would never forget as long as he lived. lmao
2006-07-09 19:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer......too bad he never cries.
2006-07-09 18:51:26 · answer #5 · answered by jbon634713 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chuck norris doesnt read books, he just stares at them until he gets all the info telepathically.
2006-07-09 18:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by hotsing1 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is so extreme he doesn't use sun-block....
The sun uses Chuck-block..
2006-07-09 18:52:28 · answer #7 · answered by Hector 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old, bad toupee, hot wife. Give it up, let your son take over.
2006-07-09 18:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I met him. He lives in my hometown.
2006-07-09 19:01:59 · answer #9 · answered by Becca 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was good in his day....yesterday
2006-07-09 19:31:59 · answer #10 · answered by benninb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋