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Wifey give you very bad mojo!

2006-07-09 18:08:14 · answer #1 · answered by Angie P. 6 · 1 0

Your wife converted to Satanism and Demonized your D*ck to the dark side.

2006-07-10 01:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by Its Me 3 · 0 0

Wow, see a doctor right away, something is wrong and it may not have anything to do with the sex you had. I am sorry you are experiencing this.

2006-07-10 01:06:59 · answer #3 · answered by doryanne949 2 · 0 0

im a nurse sounds like u may have ruptured something u really need to go to the hospital esp if it is painful

2006-07-10 01:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by stacey s 2 · 0 0

Maybe you *** tooo much,have a rest and stop sex for one day!

2006-07-10 01:19:31 · answer #5 · answered by adam 3 · 0 0

UUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH! Nasty....sounds like you have some new STD! Make sure they name it after you. So you can get credit for what you contracted.

2006-07-10 01:05:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Same thing happened to me once.....Uh oh....I think you married my ex. Your wife's name isn't Linda Blair, is it?

2006-07-10 01:07:27 · answer #7 · answered by yabotherme 2 · 0 0

Looks like it'll have to be amputated.

2006-07-10 01:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by revoltix 7 · 0 0

testicle damage
is your stool also black? you may have some internal bleeding/bruse

See your doc.

2006-07-10 01:08:52 · answer #9 · answered by Samster 3 · 0 0

your wife is up to something else when your not around...lol, now she gave it to you

2006-07-10 03:57:10 · answer #10 · answered by stoney_n_stl25 1 · 0 0

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