Some People Are Like Slinkies...Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs
2006-07-09 17:59:45 · 41 answers · asked by PhantomLover 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You know whats great about high school girls........you get older and they stay the same age - Dazed and Confused
2006-07-09 18:06:42 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Boodle McNoodle 3 · 1⤊ 5⤋
No matter where you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine!
Love doesn't make the world go round. It makes the ride worth while.
When your heart speaks, take good notes.
When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snap back.
If you wish to measure the man, measure his heart.
Make the most of yourself, for that is all you have of you!
Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right!
If men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons.
I told your boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his PURSE.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
You couldn't make me happier if you smacked my butt with a wet waffle!
Have a nice day! :)
2006-07-09 18:26:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"
2006-07-09 18:02:32 · answer #3 · answered by purple dove 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two : One day God blessed me with a son named Hunter 11 days later I gave him an ange ( that is on my son's memorial website) and the other is A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step
2006-07-09 18:14:56 · answer #4 · answered by ROCKER CHICK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, grant me the Senility To forget the people
I never liked anyway,
The good fortune To run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight To tell the difference....
2006-07-09 18:03:33 · answer #5 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
consistently end the call of your baby with a vowel, so as that as quickly as you yell the call will carry. -- invoice Cosby i like that one and this one: I observed the action picture, 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' and that i became shocked because of the fact i did not see any tigers or dragons. and then i found out why: they are crouching and hidden.- Steve Martin
2016-12-08 17:47:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have two
"All people improve the gene pool. Some by birth others by their demise" A. Chamberlain
"(Insert person's name) is like a rock, can't teach him/her anything but they sure are fun to kick around" (my baby's daddy)
2006-07-09 19:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by geni 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Life takes courage
2006-07-09 18:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by chihibiya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern."
-- Edgar A. Shoaff
2006-07-09 18:46:16 · answer #9 · answered by MattEMatt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"If you always do what you always did, you'll always get what you always got." I often tell myself this because I know if I keep doing the same thing I'll keep getting the same result. It applies to every area of life.
2006-07-09 18:05:00 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Promises are golden, even when they fade. Love's a bitter teacher that makes you walk away.
2006-07-09 19:10:44 · answer #11 · answered by chaotic_evil_pixie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋