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Absolutely no females allowed in this topic. Now guys, what does your girl do that is of productive use? Other than making offspring they don't seem to do much else...

Maybe lie around the dirty house moaning about what they want.
For all the adults and married couples. Have you ever received a phone bill that was high? What about your household water bill reaching new highs? These and more are the reasons why us guys do not need females. There's bound to be at least one pathetic female who is going to be in denial and answer this question with something like: "wat da hell. us females gave birth 2 u". The reality is, "So...what? Those damn women couldn't of had the children with us guys' semen.

So I'm making a stand. Leave all your wives, your girlfriends and friends. You're life will be cheaper for your hip pocket and alot more fun without those long haired, always getting their nails and face done humans.

Thank you guys for listening.

- From your 16 year old genius, Mont.

2006-07-09 17:39:45 · 27 answers · asked by mont b 1 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

27 answers

I never knew how much money I earned until I got divorced.
Women...who needs 'em?

2006-07-09 17:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by sandislandtim 6 · 1 3

OK, 16 year old genius.....You yourself have probably never received a phone call that was too high, due to your age I would think that you are still using Mom and Dad's phone. Same thing goes for water bills.
Sounds to me like you're worrying way beyond your years.
When you grow up, you're sure to find a nice girl that will change your mind about this. It sounds like maybe your parents are having trouble, and your Mom is being blamed, AND you are standing by your Dad. ( ??? )
Try just being 16 for a while and stop worrying about adult problems. You have the rest of your life for that.
Good luck with everything.
But ...your attempt to try to get MEN to leave their wives, girlfriends and friends......sounds a little disturbing coming from such a young boy.
When you BECOME a man...like I said, there's a girl waiting for you. Just give it some time.

2006-07-09 18:01:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

1) You haven't found a girl who is good to you. Give it time.
2) At 16 years of age, Mr. Genius, who's phone bill are you paying?
3) If you pay for everything of someone else's, regardless if you are rich or poor, you are a tool. That's a personal problem for the SugarDaddies and SugarMommas.
4) Are you gay? Will you be?

2006-07-09 20:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by perfunker 1 · 2 1

go to hell bastard... u obviously have no clue how hard women work in this world...the men don't have to raise the children and clean. We also have to pay bills because our men r off cheating or running away from their family to care enough about what's important in life
R U GAY? try living with another man

2006-07-09 18:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by truegrit 4 · 2 1

You sexist pig. My girlfriend is there for moral support. I love her and I don't ever want to be without her. We need women, you have no idea what you are talking about. I want to see you live an entire year without ever being around ANY women and see what your life is like.

2006-07-09 17:46:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Awwww, someones Mommy mad him mad! Now he's going to turn against women. Seems like you're trying to justify the fact you're interested in men. So there it is. You're too good and smart for a woman, go suck a cock jackass.

2006-07-11 23:03:53 · answer #6 · answered by ★Fetal☆ ★And ☆ ★Weeping☆ 7 · 2 1

You have major problems buddy. You are such a dumb guy...if every man left their wife or girlfriend this lil ole earth would get pretty barren. (Just incase your mom hasn't taught you this yet it takes two people from the opposite sex to have a child)

2006-07-09 17:46:18 · answer #7 · answered by Tina L. 2 · 2 1

Beautiful, Mont. I appreciate your enthusiasm for the subject. You will understand when you get married and have kids. I promise you won't feel the same.

2006-07-09 17:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by benbobbins 3 · 1 1

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I dont know you but I think I like you already!

I wish I thought like that when I was 16! Make sure the girls dont hear about this because they might not want to ***** you if they do!

2006-07-09 17:45:55 · answer #9 · answered by Jessie 3 · 1 1

UMM EXCUSE ME...U WILL BE COMPLAININ WHEN UR A LONLEY 50 YR OLD DRUNK BECUZ U DONT HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME! MAYBE UR MOM WOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT U WROTE ... OR MAYBE UR TOO UGLY && NO 1 WANTS U SO U TAKE IT OUT ON US FEMALES.. GET A LIFE DUDE BRITTANY

2006-07-09 17:46:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

AAHHh hhhhhaaa hhahahaha.... Just like a child who puts a sign on the clubhouse door that reads "No icky girls allowed" LMAO! I know the password anyway.....

2006-07-09 18:01:41 · answer #11 · answered by Spoo 2 · 3 1

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