Let's see what your twisted little minds can come up with. I'm more likely to award a story than a one-liner.
2006-07-09 17:33:10 · 12 answers · asked by nex_nox_noctus 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
2 vampires fighting over a bloody tampon
2006-07-09 17:39:38 · answer #1 · answered by lc400matt 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
You will recieve an email that will give you a trojan horse and your PC will crash. You won't be able to buy a new one for a while, because your fridge is on the blink and you have to go to Lowe's tomorrow to buy an new one, but wait! You're going to have a flat tire on the way there and there's more. Someone stole your identity and maxed out all of your credit cards.
Don't you have those days when you wish you stayed in bed?
p.s. There are snake eggs inside your mattress.
2006-07-10 00:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by Patty Pooh Pooh Pie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you seen those web sites where women are gorging on human feces? That is the most disturbing thing I have seen so far.
Jehovah God is clean and holy. He expects his worshipers to remain clean—spiritually, morally, mentally, and physically. (1 Peter 1:16) It takes real effort to stay clean in God's eyes. We live in an unclean world. We also have a struggle against our own tendencies to do wrong. But we must not give up.
2006-07-10 00:38:05 · answer #3 · answered by studzywudzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did say every one was gay..right?..That means you too..you to one degree or another are in fact gay.. but all is not lost..A relationship with another guy need not be all mushy and romantic.. it can be fishin, huntin, hot roddin...just guy stuff... sex?..Hey if you can tell the dif between male and female lips?.. you're a liar..as far as the other end goes?.. Hey how fun is hole that CAN'T get pregnant and make you life a livin hell!...no matter how much you use ....lol
2006-07-10 00:45:58 · answer #4 · answered by TimeWastersInc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Massive diarrhea on a first date (yes, I stole that from a Johnny the Hommicidal Maniac comic)
2006-07-10 01:23:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everyone is watching you on t.v. right now and you have ginormous booger in your right nostril (just so you know). I thought it was funny when you farted a few minutes ago.
2006-07-10 00:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When u see ur room cleaned by ur mom u get annoyed..because u like ur room untidy...
2006-07-10 00:39:35 · answer #7 · answered by Deep 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
me: You should think before you talk.
You: What?
Me: I said you should think before you talk.
You: Huh? All I understood was before you talk. Whats before that?
me: Think.
You: What! God gave me the ability to speak should I deny his gift!
Me: I didnt say dont talk. I said Think before you talk....
you: .....well.... sigh*....I cant *sweatdrops*
2006-07-10 02:55:15 · answer #8 · answered by 2Bold2Btold 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rats and snakes
2006-07-10 00:38:22 · answer #9 · answered by Vocal Prowess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My neighbor has a sexual interest in children.
2006-07-10 00:39:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋