Shakespeare said, (paraphrase), "If you want the perfect dictatorship, kill all the lawyers". Do you appreciate lawyers? Do you realize that prosecutors are lawyers. The guys going after Saddam Hussein, and Kenneth Lay (RIP) are lawyers. Without the Rule of Law we would disintegrate into complete anarchy. Want to make a lawyer joke, now?
2006-07-09 17:32:37 · 4 answers · asked by 5375 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
If you get me in the mood, I'll give you the best lawyer joke ever!!!
2006-07-09 17:33:27 · update #1
I did an incredible job of Cut and Paste and here for your viewing pleasure is:::::This is the best lawyer joke ever. (I only have 950 characters to work with, so I'm going into instant msg mode): Dr., Lawyer & Engineer walking in park. They argue about who has the best dog. They devise a contest to pick the winner. 1st up is the Dr., he call "Sthetoscope" erect a monument with that pile of bones" Sthes builds a perfect model of the human body with the bones. Then the engineers dog, calculator, builds a perfect model of the Eiffel Tower. Finally its tha lawyers dog's turn. The lawyer calls, "hey bull$hit go do your thing". Well bull$hit fawqs the other two dogs and takes the rest of the day off" asta la vista baby
2006-07-09 18:25:07 · update #2
So, where's the joke? I told one for you on your other question...
2006-07-09 17:58:17 · answer #1 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, the family is the foundation of society.
It's too bad that the family seems to be going the way of the passenger pigeon.
2006-07-10 07:07:20 · answer #2 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You said it there. The foundation of society is the rule of law and the respect for the law.
2006-07-10 00:37:29 · answer #3 · answered by cat38skip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT'S ALRIGHT I HEAR ENOUGH ALREADY....2..POINTS
2006-07-10 00:39:48 · answer #4 · answered by maniac 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋