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Kinda at a life changing point. I have two options on making lots of money. I think I would make more as a clergymen, but the endless sex of prostitution does sound fun. Or, should I just become a Catholic Priest and have it both ways?

2006-07-09 16:52:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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I understand endless sex is boring, but I know, having been a preacher's wife, than endless sermons are boring, also. What Catholics do is vastly overrated; many are in the priesthood because they can't get it up for anybody, and besides they're poor. Could you fix things so you do the prostitution on Mondays, sermon preperation on Friday, Sermon on Sunday, and spend th rest of the time doing something useful, like politics?

2006-07-09 17:05:13 · answer #1 · answered by chilixa 6 · 1 0

I didn't think Clergy made that much.
Don't do prostitution, what seems like fun, will become a chore,
there's a chance of catching STD's and there's the pimp,
you gotta deal with.
Catholic Priest is out, eventually you'll end up on Dateline.

How about a fictional writer on these subjects?
This is your PR person speaking.

2006-07-10 00:00:32 · answer #2 · answered by Calee 6 · 0 0

If you seek money, you're better off as a prostitute. But if you seek spiritual wealth, you might find it else where. It would be a mistake if you did both, that would be obscene. There would be less shame in being a prostitute rather than if you did both.

2006-07-10 00:03:19 · answer #3 · answered by gatwick100 2 · 0 0

Since most clergy devote their lives in the service of their God, although some of these hypocrits on TV are richer than Donald Trump, I think that's a no-brainer.

2006-07-09 23:56:20 · answer #4 · answered by longbeach2k 2 · 0 0

you obviously don't have the smarts to become a Catholic Priest, so I'd say you need to start turning tricks down in the gay district.

you'll be a natural.

2006-07-09 23:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

as dumb as the question is. prostitution pays more. clergy get caught and pay out. ever hear of a prostitute getting sued and having to pay the john back.

2006-07-09 23:57:42 · answer #6 · answered by hollywood71@verizon.net 5 · 0 0

Tell us more of your frustration, anger, hopelessness... a problem shared is a problem halved.

If you could or would choose how your own God would be or is... create your very own God... what would your God be like?

Well... actually, you do need a God to have a God... gently I smile... you see you are God... any part of God is the whole of God... kinda sucks knowing you are God... of course you do not need to know that or want to know that...

You are perfect just as you are...

RICHARD

2006-07-10 00:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by Richard15 4 · 0 0

Well, I am no expert, but don't clergy give a vow of poverty?

2006-07-09 23:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by stonedbat 1 · 0 0

become catholic, you can always forgive yourself that way. turn tricks at night , listen to confessions during the day and don't forget about the alter boys.......................

2006-07-10 00:01:28 · answer #9 · answered by truthteller 5 · 0 0

You could start your own church and create some really wild doctrines.

2006-07-09 23:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by valcus43 6 · 0 0

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