2006-07-09 14:24:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
if you are the defendant
2006-07-09 14:25:53 · update #1
Yell at the public defender to "SNIFF IT UP!!!" and asked to be excused. You're in enough trouble as it is.
2006-07-12 01:35:01 · answer #1 · answered by stacey 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Are you planning on doing this? The way I read the question it sounds like you already experienced this. If you are asking in advance, a simple 'excuse me' would be polite. What is your position in the trial? Are you allegedly the accused, the accuser or just in the gallery? What ever the case a simple apology is all that is necessary.
2006-07-10 05:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by gnateleeagain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've been up in front of the same woman judge 4 times in the last year and every case she heard she judged against me. I think I would say, What the hell crawed up your butt and died.
2006-07-12 20:24:47 · answer #3 · answered by michael d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the judge heard you or looked at you when you farted; then excuse yourself & keep a straight face. Then go back to whatever you were doing previously.
2006-07-09 14:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Order that last statement stricken from the record.
2006-07-09 14:31:26 · answer #5 · answered by Death 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd certainly avoid any jokes about "being guilty of that at least, your honor, heh heh heh".
I'd probably just go on as though it didn't happen.
2006-07-09 14:28:01 · answer #6 · answered by nobody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normally nothing, since saying something may be more disruptive. ( if you were on the stand, excuse me would be ok)
2006-07-09 14:28:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is obvious (noise/smell), "excuse me", quietly to anyone who must have noticed.
If not, maybe just keep quiet and hope they didn't notice.
2006-07-09 14:29:06 · answer #8 · answered by curiouschick18 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me your honor, I tooted.
2006-07-09 14:27:56 · answer #9 · answered by Jennifer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blame the dog
2006-07-09 14:28:35 · answer #10 · answered by jyd9999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋