two of my uncles were in a boat fishing as they were just coming up to shore one of the uncles stood up which tipped the boat over and the other uncle fell in the water. it wasn't deep but he came up covered from head to toe in mud and sea weed. he looked like the creature from the black lagoon cursing a blue streak at my other uncle
2006-07-09 14:21:23
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answered by Anonymous
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I think the hardest I've laughed was one day when my son came home from school. He was in the fourth grade at the time. I asked him what happened in school that day, and he said, "The teacher asked us if we knew what the nicknames were for the three little bones in the inner ear". As he was saying that, I flashed back to me learning that in school when I was a kid....the nicknames were "hammer", "anvil", and "stirrup". So, I asked my son if any of the students that day knew the answer, and he said, "Well, one kid thought he did....he said "Curly, Moe, and Larry". (The Three Stooges). I guess you had to be there, but I laughed so hard tears were coming out of my eyes.
2006-07-09 21:23:20
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answered by Jolly 7
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just recently we had some friends tell us that he usually does all the cooking and she doesn't, and she claimed she just isn't a good cook, but one night she decided to be sweet and try to do the best she could. So she made him chicken fettucini. When he came in he said OH MY GOSH what is that smell, and she looked real sad and said I cooked you fettucini and he said it didn't smell like fettucini it smelled like cooked fish (he hates that smell). She said yeah I got the sauce and the noodles and the chicken like this and pulled out a can which said "CHICKEN OF THE SEA", she used tuna, honestly thinking it was chicken.
2006-07-09 21:21:57
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answered by Anonymous
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When my former supervisor walked into the wall of another supervisor's office and actually cut his head open. I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe!
2006-07-09 21:30:16
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answered by msvlyn 3
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When my said was saying words that rhymed and we were like six at the time and she was rhyming words that had hit at the end she went on and on until she said **** and she started crying so hard and screaming,"I`m sorry Ma, it was an accident! Really it was!" I laughed my *** off at her!
2006-07-09 21:23:23
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answered by allimb53 2
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We were at this waterslide and this girl I knew thought it looked like she peed her pants, but it didn't, because some girl that was all wet hugged her. And so I forced/persuaded/taunted her to go down the waterslide in her clothes and it was SO funny. She was sopping wet!!!
2006-07-09 21:21:31
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answered by Anonymous
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Had an employee walk right into a glass door
2006-07-09 21:22:35
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answered by Judas Rabbi 7
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my sister was carrying grocery bags into our house, and my little sister left 2 of her barbie doll cars in the hallway, so my sister w/ the groceries tripped twice, once on each of them before falling on the groceries and spilling them everywhere. it was so funny! lol! now im laughing about it all over again!
2006-07-09 21:24:07
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answered by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5
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My friend was gettting out of a mini van and she didn't watch where she was going and she litterally feel out of the car onto to street.
2006-07-09 21:26:26
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answered by Megan C 4
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one of the guys was telling jokes and we all laughed so hard almost peeing our pants when beer foam came out of our friends nose looked like white cheesey poofs
2006-07-09 21:21:41
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answered by karlyk721 3
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