2006-07-09 13:57:58 · 28 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
So I know you're not supposed to shake babies. Does this apply to middle aged...running...guys that work in an IT...thingie?
2006-07-10 10:22:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 6⤋
the orange zombie beaver is a much different creature than the green noxious zombie wetrat. Good thing it wasn't one of those, you could be infecting the lot of us for the rest of eternity with noxious amnesia gas like the skunk.
You'll be fine. Give it a few days to heal...just make sure you keep an eye on the infection....that is the worst part. I'd run to the hospital just in case and talk to the oncall ER doctor about rabies. it was a zombie beaver ya' know, no tellin' where that creature was before it found you.
2006-07-09 14:07:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Normally after you get attacked by an Orange Zombie Beaver, you're supposed to have the urge to go pimping. Since you just want to go shrimping, I think you'll be alright.
2006-07-09 14:05:49 · answer #3 · answered by Nerdly Stud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes u are going to turn into the Zombie Beaver Man u know like Spider Man
2006-07-09 14:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by rockydriver22 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fortunately there is a cure for Orange Zombie fever...it involves exposure to real sunlight vs tanning booth UV rays. Go take a walk, enjoy the fresh air for a few hours and it should cure you. But, keep in mind that Orange Zombies are kind of like roaches and need to be exterminated by a professional... I have a Cousin named Guido who specializes in Zombie removal...
2006-07-09 15:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by Gypsy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi: specific i replaced into between human beings that spoke back your question till now, or perhaps nonetheless shelter that having been around beavers all my life, decrease than primary circumstances a beaver won't attack, yet attempt to get out of your way. His tail is the biggest deadly component of him, and can desire to slap the canines out of you if he feels trapped or cornered. this article replaced into from Sweden and additionally had a woman with a pencil caught in her head, those are easily not common happenings. very final night on the guidance I stated the region a panda undergo ripped a mans outfits off, those are all very remoted circumstances. And sorry, yet I even nonetheless safeguard the beaver.....thank you
2016-12-08 17:44:37 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty much. Though there lies some hope in the form of finding him again and taking him on a picnic, thus insuring his friendship. Everyone knows that once you make friends with Orange Zombie Beavers, you'll live in peace and harmony. [wow.]
2006-07-09 15:22:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You do have a strange fetish. Have you sought professional help? Do you have a stuffed beaver with sharp pins stuck in it? Ouch! I felt that. I have a gnawing feeling that you do. Have you seen the movie "Night of the Gnawing Dead?" The acting and dialogue is a little wooden, but the underwater scenes are amazing.
2006-07-09 16:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now you have to be taken to Beaver Island where you will live out your days harvesting shrimp for a living with your roommate Bubba
2006-07-09 14:06:17 · answer #9 · answered by GIDDYUP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like your problem isn't an orange zombie beaver, I think that it goes much deeper than that. Be very careful, you may be dangerous to yourself or someone else.
2006-07-09 15:25:54 · answer #10 · answered by georgiapeach 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately.... my friend................you are doomed.
You see, when you were bit by the orange Zombie Beaver...you became infected.
In just a matter of hours ...you will turn into a " Zombie Forrest Gump!"
may God Bless You !
2006-07-09 14:02:15 · answer #11 · answered by Moma 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋