Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.?

Question

A: I'm not sure I understand your problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal

Note below, how many got sucked into the joke, the guy who got the best answer was the only one that caught on ha ha well 2 points each and ten for him ;)

Answer 1

So what exactly is the problem?

Answer 2

Communicate! Tell him gently how you feel and what you need from him - without making him feel inadequate. Better still, show him - he probably really doesn't know that's how you feel. All it needs is patience, communication and TLC. How about writing a love menu with different courses. the starter can be cuddling and kissing, main meal can comprise stages of xxx, and so on. be imaginative. Check out the website below for ideas too

Answer 3

an age old problem. if it is because he doesn't know what the hell he is doing, then tell him what you like. Talking about what you like and what feels good during sex is very erotic.

if he just doesn't give a crap, tell him you get yours first or he doesn't get one at all and you just take care of yourself. As I have said before. some of my best orgasm's were when I was alone. Then you can roll over and go to sleep without being mad at yourself

Answer 4

lol.. Okay try this: Go on out and get yourself a dandy sex toy. I mean a real intimidating-looking piece of equipment. Use it, and enjoy it THOROUGHLY. In other words, take care of business yourself. Then go ahead and take a nap. Hubby will come in to find you in a satiated slumber, curled up next to your (probably still buzzing) toy. What's that honey? You're horny?? Oh, too late, dear, I'm done for the night. Spent. Couldn't handle another moment. :) Then give him a peck on the cheek, bid him good night, and let him figure out what to do with his erection on his own...just like he does to you. Perhaps it will prompt some productive conversation in the morning.

Answer 5

Sex toys are not the answer. Try extending foreplay. Play sex games with him. This will help you to achieve an orgasm more quickly during actual intercourse. Most important, talk to him about how you feel. Explore each others sexuality and he will come around.

Answer 6

I just get my virbrator out once they have gone to sleep its way better than any one i have had. Then again i am only 17, i have only been legal for 2 years next month! lol

Answer 7

Perhaps try getting on top, then he won't be able to roll over. Either that or buy a good vibrator.

Answer 8

WHAT! that's when you cut him off. become a none. you flirt with him, kiss on him and make it a point to turn him on. but when it comes down to it say I'm sorry if i cant get off you cant either. but before you do that run to the store and buy a vibrator.

Answer 9

It can happen to anyone it is nothing really. Just get your self a sex toy, have some alone time to your self then you dont need him to give you one.

Answer 10

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make him lick an play with your nipples till there are rock hard have him eat you out an lick on your clitt when his tounge hits that magical spot when he is licking on your clit let him know it an dont let him stop till you have a orgasm

Answer 11

then tell him.....if your relationship is a good one a part from this then you should have no problem telling him...
alot of men think that if it was good for them then it must be good for you....if you dont tell them other wise how are they supposed to know...
dont let him get away with it....you deserve better......talk