Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him to fish and he eats for a lifetime. What would happen if:

Question

A philosopher walked by? He'd quote the above and walk away, the man would starve.

A Republican walked by? He' tell the man to learn to fish, but not give him a fishing pole.

A Democrat walked by? He'd take a fish from someone else and give it to the man and say "Vote for me, aren't I wonderful."

A bureaucrat walked by? He’d set up a program to give the man a fish every day. He’d run the program and take 5 fish per day for himself.

Anybody got any other scenarios?

Answer 1

ha ha ha thanks for the laugh....

A teacher walks by, they'd show the man how to fish. Then grade him on his performance.

Sister Mary walks by, teaches the man to fish, and beats him with a ruler til he perfects it.

ok ok thoes were lame but thats all I got.

Answer 2

A traveller walk by give a fish and teach the man to fish. Before leaving he warns the man: fishing won't feed you for a lifetime.

Answer 3

Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he sits on a boat all day getting drunk!

Answer 4

A liberal walked by? He'd tell the man to eat grass because fishing was wrong just because the republicans said to learn to fish.

Answer 5

A liberal walks by, cries, curses the world, gives him 1 fish, then jumps back into their limo.

Bono walks by and shouts "Does anyone have any fish for this man!?" Then goes back to his mansion.

Jessie Jackson walks by, pauses long enough for the cameras to show him giving a fish, then yanks the string, pulls the fish out of his hand. Eats the fish on the way home.

Al Sharpton walks by and says "Fish? WTF is wrong with fried chicken? Are your racist?Hmph! Fish!"

Capitalist walks by and says, "That fish I gave you was pregnant, you know you many fish we could have gotten from that one?"

Socialist walks by, notices three other starving people. Steals a fish from someone, divides it into 4 parts. Walks away thinking the problem was solved.

Communist walks by, says the government knows how to solve this. Puts the man into forced labor camp.

Answer 6

Michael Moore walks by, gives the man a fish (resisting the temptation to eat it himself), them sets up his camera. While rolling, he asks the man "Did George Bush give you that fish?" The man says "No", and Moore says "See? George Bush doesn't care about the poor and starving, he wouldn't give a starving man a fish!" Then turns the camera off, takes the fish back and eats it himself.

Answer 7

The man goes to the free library, read a book about fishing; makes fishing equipment from trees and branches and such; then feeds himself with the fish that he caught; and sells the rest for a profit. Then he becomes an independent. :-)

Answer 8

I don't like fish. How about a coupon book good for Big Macs?

Answer 9

Blue Jesus walks by and says cast in your net by faith and you will have all the fish you need.

Red Jesus walks by and says don't catch a thing until after the IPO. We'll call the Business Holy Waters Fishing Company

Answer 10

What about a vegetarian? I'm not creative enough to come up with a scenario... but we wouldn't want the guy fishing.

Answer 11

Splatt walks by and says to the man.. here's my fish, every other fish wants your money so you better take mine or a terrorist might try and run a jetliner into it, the man takes the fish and eats it.. he promptly contracts several different kinds of cancer and dies.. splatt looks down at him with nary a hint of sympathy and grabs his watch and wallet .. later that day Splatt shows his buddies at the 9th hole the watch and wallet he found earlier that day..