A few years ago I wanted to buy a yellow suit and call myself Zoobinoff.?

Question

Should I do it now?

Answer 1

Yes, my son. The time is right. Look to the rising demon of the East. He knows your true name, and his calling is your destiny.

Answer 2

I bought a yellow suit and called my self Bollockov.
People laughed and I had a great time.
You can do the same and pay me a royalty if you want.
Ten quid a day should do the trick.

Answer 3

Of course..an off-yellow shirt with a purple(?) spotted tie..Hat..low and not too loud you dig? Black and white shoes or even snake or crocodile.Don't know about that name though..sounds like the end of something..yeah ditch the name...you can be "Slap Dash" if you wish.Good hunting.

Answer 4

Why didn't you do it back then? You really have wasted those years by having not done so when the opportunity first presented itself - quickly do it now before it is too late!

Answer 5

of course. since i bought my first deep sea divers helmet, painted it orange and started wearing my Y fronts the wrong way round I've never looked back.
i am called zilofont biscuit tin the 3rd

Answer 6

Not if you have to ask. Something about it doesn't set right with you, so don't do it. Save your money, or feed a starving child.

Answer 7

Why not? A change is as good as a rest, it's said.

Answer 8

Whatever floats your boat.

Answer 9

no way man , just call yourself tossitoff because you are a w$%ker

Answer 10

Don't see why not
in fact just call yourself KNOB