an answer to the fuel shortage?

Question

they (the powers that be) tell you that there is a fuel shortage, due to rising prices

well, listen to me....

for months now i have been storing petrol in plastic bottles and containers, which i keep under my bed, and on top of my wardrobe, for just such an occasion as this.

they're not getting me, i'm too clever for them

take a tip from me, if you know what's good for you!

Answer 1

i,ve been doing exactly the same thing,we are obviously both very stupid.

but you win the prize for posting your statement in the darts section. although i don't think there is a raving loony section,so maybe you're right.

i post stupid questions sometimes too.it's amazing how many people actually believe it and give a genuine answer!

no wonder the world's in such a state!!!!!!!!!!11

Answer 2

Drill toddler drill. we've loads of oil. we are basically short (in spite of the undeniable fact that no longer likely) on the oil it particularly is inexpensive and trouble-free to get. the straight forward oil -- the type the place we placed an magnificent straw into an underground lake of oil and suck, we've some new reserves of this (ANWR, for example) and different factors that are off limits for further exploration. (like the outer continental shelf... all of us comprehend there is greater oil there, yet we can't flow seek for it.) there is loads of the fewer-trouble-free oil. There are tar sands in Canada that have massive quantities of oil. (greater costly to supply however.) there is "bitter" crude in South u . s ., it particularly is easy to get, yet greater troublesome (and subsequently greater costly) to refine. If that each and each physique fails, we could make liquid gas from coal, and if it particularly is the case, the U. S. has reserves for plenty longer than we can assume to exist as a rustic.

Answer 3

Nice smart alecky question, dude. I just wish people were as aggressive and concerned about alternative fuels back in the 70's when this really all began. The oil companies have the congress in their back pocket, and no real breakthroughs in alternative energy are going to happen until there is something in it for them. Good luck with your storage plan, dude. lol

Answer 4

So nice to hear from you before you are totally incinerated or arrested and put in jail!!

You are sitting on a time bomb that is incredibly dangerous to you and your neighbours.

Never did well at science at school did you. Petrol is a solvent!!!!! Are your plastic bottles or their closures leaking yet?

Answer 5

That is an answer to the shortage for YOU. The rest of us need to boycott buying fuel and spend our money on trying to develop a hydrogen car.

Answer 6

This is one of the most dangerous stories I have ever read and you should safely dispose of your petrol stash before it either leaks all over the floor or causes a fire in your home.

Please be carefull.

Answer 7

What are the best ideas you have had or the best things you have seen since collecting your bottles???

I would imagine the fumes may have added a nice amount of delusion to your days!!

Can I have some too!!

Answer 8

You sound like a very dangerous person capable of blowing something or someone up. Good darts to you pal!

Answer 9

ummmmm yeah my answer play darts it doesn't use petrol just your own energy and a brain which someone left behind because that's what this category is about darts.

Answer 10

why don't you take off all the tops on the bottles ....sit on your bed .... strike a few matches and them throw them at the bottles