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What do you mean? You get into a relationship with a female. What could be more simple?!?!

2006-07-09 10:22:14 · answer #1 · answered by ndtaya 6 · 0 0

Use strap on tools and pretend that they are a guy and then take turns with the strap on so no one is left out// If you have 2 straps on is okay if each partner doesn't get carried away, I mean the strap has no feeling and you could bite the head off and your partner would not know it,so be careful you may have to pay for or buy her another one and i hear they aint cheap especially if it has a motor in it.. NOTE !!! be sure you take it off b/4 taking a shower my neighbor left hers on in the shower and it electrocuted her and her girl friend.. I've never seen such conglomeration in all my life, water had been running for 3days they were bloated with smile on their face frozen in time.. The law came over and had to take pictures and i was the witness just awful and then Larry Flyant called and asked if he could buy the photos to put in his magazine (HUSTLER) said he'd give 5million dollars and the corner, county mayor,and the law are discussing that it would make a good photo for a safety flim for the strap on company and of courese they all agreed to count me in on the deal /// I have added it all up and theres a good chance we're not only getting 5million from MR Flyant but an additional 5 million from the strap on company plus a 5 million just to keep the name of the company out of the news media for fear that it would hurt their sales // WHEW !!! its been 1 heck of an ordeal at least they're gone and the funeral is tomorrow and i wont have to worry about my husband trying flirt with them anymore // You see hes real stupid he did not know what they were doing over there , he just thought they could not get a man although they were very goodlooking// He told me he was peeping through the wood fence and thy were naked and he could see their copper washers and then he was peeping and it looked like they had a penis he ask me if he was going crazy i said yes dumby but dont tell anyone what you have seen or they will lock you up in a institution forever ///So the county mayor,corner,myself and the lawmen told him we would like for him to be one of the pallbearers if he did not tell what he has seen to anyone ever and ever/// If you email me i'll try to keep you updated on the comming events of this ordeal///////Its not over and may not ever be because both of these "things" belonged to the Republican and had a Support BUSH sign in the yard .././ As a matter of fact one day i saw someone who looked like Tony Blair and Mr Busch over there// Heck no telling whats been going on nothing surprizes me anymore when you think you've heard it all then something strange pops out of the wood work///

2006-07-09 18:12:14 · answer #2 · answered by ma_2st 2 · 0 0

2 points

2006-07-09 17:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by nee-nee 2 · 0 0

Very simple. You buy a cucumber, insert one end in your vagina and another and in her vagina. Now you can simulate a sex act.
Do not worry about ejaculation, no condom necessary but you can use one just to make things closer to real act. Try different positions without breaking this cucumber.

Good luck.

2006-07-09 17:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by George S 3 · 0 0

not that i'm female but i know what you mean...there are tyring times with any relationship...hardship could come with a man or a woman...

2006-07-09 17:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by m37734 4 · 0 0

i bet not a s much fun a s with a guy and the appendage

2006-07-09 17:30:04 · answer #6 · answered by likeskansas 5 · 0 0

I my best friend who is a guy and gay that same question i asked him why he like men he asked me why do you like men. i guess i answered my own question

2006-07-09 17:27:14 · answer #7 · answered by just4fun 3 · 0 0

its like any other relationship and i love my gf

2006-07-09 17:28:51 · answer #8 · answered by orange_crush_05 6 · 0 0

don't really know, but probably the same way guys and girls do it.....obviously

2006-07-09 17:22:25 · answer #9 · answered by italianchick44 2 · 0 0

they get me in for some 3somes!

2006-07-09 17:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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