Tell me a secret?

Answer 1

If I tell you a secret then it won't be a secret any more because every one on here will see it and you know how gossip travels.

Answer 2

I think all of these people who have answered so far are losers - except for that girl who has never had a boyfriend - because they take the time to answer your question yet don't tell you a secret.

Here's mine: I am a professional golfer with a six pack and live in Orlando, FL.

Question: Is it considered a lie if you write it, not say it?

Answer 3

You know, I like to think of myself as a really open person who no longer keeps secrets from himself, and who realizes he has *no* right to expect privacy on the stinking internet after all, and so has to let it *all* hang out, in the hopes that the good evidence, the high hopes and explanations and reason are also *out there* along with the madness and decadences...

But.....there are still a few secrets left, mainly from my youngest childhood days, because my childhood was that damned twisted. I was going to tell you something sweet and innocent, not the whole story, just enough to answer the question and keep it a secret.....

Because there is someone out there, a young woman with a young boy she named after me, because in the third grade I *once* had enough courage to admit a crush on a girl and kiss her, a smooch on the cheek...and she's been obsessed with me since even though I left that redneck town and its secrets and its -isms and -schisms behind a long time ago....

And also because well, right after that my folks started with their divorce thing, my mother and sisters started with their man-hating thing, and I have not been *allowed* to have any confidence with the ladies offline, in real life, ever since. Ever since that kiss in the third grade, I've been scared of rejection, of being slapped down, of being accused of harrassment and worse when all I wanted was a pretty lady's attention and affection...

Heh, so much for "I was going to tell you," huh? But you don't know her name, or where she lives with little Bradley, that much I am keeping quiet. ;)

And now, something less innocent. I was confined to a wing of a hospital in St. Loius, Missouri, between the ages of roughly four and seven years old, for some three years....ostensibly, it was a ward for emotionally disturbed kids, and yet....

I get the impression something more was going on.....just hints and bits mind, nothing too clear because I was too heavily drugged up, but on occasion, the stuff that was tried on me didn't seem like medication, but more like....just drugs, to make me see things...or to make me really *really* scared, as in terrified, for no good reason...just weird things you would not expect in a hospital with a kid's ward in it, you know?

Well there is that...and there is this....the shape of a bit of flesh on the insides of my forearms, when there is tension present, is very odd. Yes, I know most folks get a bit of a dip in their skin right below the wrists on the inside of their forearms when that area is tense under closed fists....

but my skin forms two *clear* dents, almost rectangular, each about one and a half inches long and one-quarter of an inch thick. And they don't look like IV scars, have no pockmarks (those are on the insides of my elbows and other places). Only things my counselor and myself have been able to figure out are that a) my carpal tunnels are oddly shaped which might lead to oddly attached muscles and tendons, b) I've been declawed, or c) I've had my web-shooters removed.

In other words, I have to wonder if there was more to that "psych ward" for emotionally disturbed kids than just, you know, tending to the autistic, messed-up, and freaked out....if maybe there was something else going on....

Answer 4

Okay this is a really good one. Once an English king that lived in South Africa had a pet gorilla. It was said that the man's wife grew fond of the gorilla. When the monkey saw the man and wife in bed one night the gorilla killed the man.

Answer 5

Okay here's my secret .....I'm 29 years old female and never have had sex... I'm scared of having sex and not being married.but i may in front of me peers i play like i know what they are talking about....shhhhhhh don't tell anyone

Answer 6

i want to superglue the lips of the woman at work who is the station next to mine.

Answer 7

im 16 and i have never had a boyfriend

Answer 8

I have been watching you...well actually just to answer this question.

Answer 9

.......it's not a secret anymore,if i tell you!!!!

Answer 10

If I tell you, I'll have to kill you.