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she's been really moody and keeps hiding from me. she straight up refuses some of the songs i try to feed her. and she thinks she looks fat in this white rubber jacket i got her. what a *****.

2006-07-09 10:15:58 · 27 answers · asked by DFA79 3 in Entertainment & Music Music

YES!! she asked me to import David Hasselhoff the other day!!! i was like.....WHAT??!?! i guess if she has little nano's i can sell them.......way to go Dizzy make mommy some money!!
lol

2006-07-09 10:25:29 · update #1

27 answers

haha. thats a pretty funny one. i wish i had an ipod that got pregnant. then i would end up with more than one for the same price. it would have ibabies or something. lol.

A+ for the creativity.

2006-07-09 10:22:00 · answer #1 · answered by dmori23 2 · 3 1

Yeah, you'll notice if she's pregnant when she doesn't fit in the Evo rubber sleeve - and also if you find an iPod Nano laying around - you'll know she's given birth.

2006-07-09 10:18:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Your iPod is pregnant, you are insane and I still believe the iPod architecture could have been better. Just for the record, you can get your iPod an abortion...it called a RESET!!!

2006-07-09 11:28:14 · answer #3 · answered by hackmaster_sk 3 · 1 0

Wait 9 months.

2006-07-09 10:17:27 · answer #4 · answered by underdunk75 3 · 0 0

I knew this would happen, all because you let her whore around all night, you must now find the father, and make sure that he will pay maintenence for his litter of kids that will pop out any day.
Your ipod is just a filthy slut, and a whore. (Its now time to go on Jerry Springer.)

2006-07-09 10:40:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Temperamental mood swings, refusing songs and worried about her weight all point to pregnancy. When she starts craving wierd music and will kill you to get it, you can be assured that she truly is pregnant!

2006-07-09 10:19:29 · answer #6 · answered by GenieLamb 2 · 0 0

I say, have you considered an abortion to hide away the scandal? She is, after all, your ipod and your'e the barmiest ipod owner I've heard of !!!

2006-07-09 10:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Id have her pee in a cup and do a home pregnancy test. If she's pregnant I guess you'll have baby ipods soon :)

2006-07-09 10:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by mammothmanatee 2 · 0 0

u must keep her away from your pc, he must be the father.. and make sure to comfort it till the babies are born (i mean the 2 sec. songs)... and btw don't use it too much so it wouldn't get tired and the battary becomes low...lol

2006-07-09 10:21:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Check for all the symptoms>>>>maybe if it has morning sickness, ie. it doesnt play up in the morning or maybe if it pukes music at u.also if its swelling up....its pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Do check it out!!and take it to a gyno asap!!!!

2006-07-09 10:19:32 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥ ĎᵲέӚϻ_ῬѓїЍϚ€$Ṧ ♥♥ 4 · 0 0

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