"I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis."
"What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on your penis?"
"Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow... Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money.... And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!"
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-09 10:08:49 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Beauty & Style ➔ Skin & Body
From; Willys Jokes archieves!
2006-07-09 10:09:18 · update #1
Wow, great story!
Are you gona get the same tattoo?
2006-07-09 10:31:30 · answer #1 · answered by lkim102 2 · 10⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious
2006-07-09 17:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by danac210 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO funny joke!!! Seahawksmd- your not always going to like what you read on here- so why not make things easier and dont bother to come on yahoo A&Qs if all your going to do is report someone just because you dont like it- stop being a blowhole and get over it!!!!
2006-07-09 17:18:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not original. Not in good taste on a public site. Not in the correct category. Not even funny.
About the only thing this joke is, is reported.
2006-07-09 17:11:59 · answer #4 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-07-09 17:11:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even though it's been around a whille you still get a laugh every time
2006-07-09 19:07:06 · answer #6 · answered by LUNCHY THE PIRATE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points!!
2006-07-09 17:13:56 · answer #7 · answered by nyjtr1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-07-09 17:13:50 · answer #8 · answered by funguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
By Golly I wrote that one down. Have A good one!!!
2006-07-09 17:10:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a good 1
2006-07-09 17:17:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋