2006-07-09 09:59:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
Abbott: Certainly.
Costello: Who's playing first?
Abbott: That's right.
Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
Abbott: Every dollar of it.
Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
Abbott: Who.
Costello: The guy that gets...
Abbott: That's it.
Costello: Who gets the money...
Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
Costello: Whose wife?
Abbott: Yes.
PAUSE
That is just SOOOOOO classic. It's been 40 years since I first heard that routine...
2006-07-09 10:38:58 · answer #1 · answered by Rick H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The guy on first.
2006-07-09 17:03:33 · answer #2 · answered by bethjaene 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take the ? mark off your question and you have your answer. The player named "Who" is assigned to the position of 1B. He is the 3 man.
2006-07-10 10:34:35 · answer #3 · answered by gee_dunk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since this is in baseballl
You probally mean "who is on first base"
2006-07-09 17:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by Nick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What on second I don't know who on third
2006-07-09 17:53:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama is always the first to get it on.
2006-07-09 17:16:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos on first haha good one. i love that comedy routine!
2006-07-09 17:03:15 · answer #7 · answered by jopuppy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's on second?
2006-07-09 17:01:45 · answer #8 · answered by gentle giant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whos on first
whats on second
i don't know is on third
tomorrow pitches
today catches
left feilder...why
centerfield.....because
oh i don't give a darn.....hes our shortstop!
2006-07-09 17:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by the_real_peagen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats on second i don't know is on third.
2006-07-09 17:02:13 · answer #10 · answered by brett1854 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋