2006-07-09 09:54:50 · 14 answers · asked by blodgery12 1 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
Chickens are scavengers. They also run from anything that may be a danger to them.
Why did the chicken cross the road? One of two reasons: 1) Thought she saw a morsel of food worth pursuit. 2) Saw me coming at her with my hatchet!
Yum!
2006-07-09 10:06:36 · answer #1 · answered by scavenger_meat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did the punk rocker cross the road?
because he was stapled to a a chicken
2006-07-09 09:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by incognito 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 get 2 the other side
2006-07-09 10:09:57 · answer #3 · answered by mlee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To escape from Colonel Sanders.
EDIT: Dang, and here I thought I was being original & am actually the third person to come up with this! lol
2006-07-09 09:58:56 · answer #4 · answered by oaksterdamhippiechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To deliever the eggs to the Easter Bunny.
2006-07-09 09:57:50 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from the Colonel
2006-07-09 09:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by Antea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get away from Col Sanders!
2006-07-09 09:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by Bear Naked 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was stapled to the punk rocker.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him.
2006-07-09 09:59:37 · answer #8 · answered by dhills23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side
2006-07-09 09:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side, LOL!
2006-07-09 10:11:27 · answer #10 · answered by insertnamehere :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋