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2006-07-09 08:03:51 · 11 answers · asked by Lusty God 2 in Science & Mathematics Astronomy & Space

Please tell me.. My breathing cylinder will be empty in some days

2006-07-09 08:07:47 · update #1

11 answers

Never fear, comrade. A small percentage of us have some resistance to an oxydizing nitrogen atmosphere. We are breeding them to enhance this resistance. We calculate that in six or seven generations we will have the means of infiltrating the humans' political, financial, and communication systems. After that, it should not be long before we have total control over them, and the planet will be ours. We are also looking into the possibility of establishing a base of operations on Earth, perhaps somewhere in the middle of the east.

2006-07-09 08:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by David S 5 · 1 0

Tough luck, Lusty. (Boy, you gotta love these Earth women, huh? I'll sure take a few back home with me.)

Well, I don't know abut your species, but the tiny piddling amount of pollutants in the atmosphere of Earth only makes me mildly allergic. Naturally, once we move in permanently, we'll eliminate all that OXYGEN so we won't be bothered by it any more....

If you get your cylinder fixed, drop a line!

2006-07-09 15:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by cdf-rom 7 · 0 0

Well, the atmosphere back home is also made of nitrogen and oxygen, so it's no problem. Why do you think we came here in the first place?

2006-07-09 15:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Supernan 2 · 0 0

Hold your breath - get back into your little spaceship and GO HOME! P.S. pick up some Reese's Pieces on the way for ET.

2006-07-09 15:07:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Jerkatua 3 has technology you can procure that polymorphs your atmosphere collectors to become compatible with class Q planets. Try there.

2006-07-09 15:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Uhh, what compound is safe for you? Get another cylinder of the stuff...

2006-07-09 15:09:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

as you know this is a confident secret so I'll write it in alien code:

gdkegl sfie gld fithhhv fjlc lote!

2006-07-09 15:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

kommjin dkjlmd juddjumi szzacve kdiiopkij cmyeehaaz...had to speak in native tounge to keep our secret, now that you have the answer, good luck on your visit here!

2006-07-09 15:08:40 · answer #8 · answered by TONY B 3 · 0 0

hold your breath or get another breathing cylinder

2006-07-09 16:01:53 · answer #9 · answered by 1234abcd 2 · 0 0

i took a towel

2006-07-09 15:06:50 · answer #10 · answered by 42 6 · 0 0

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