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Please tell me if you did, and don't leave out any deatails! Anyone that has had the best revenge on someone will be chosen as the best answer!

2006-07-09 08:02:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Friends

8 answers

Revenge, ahhh how sweet it is. There are so many to choose from, where do I start... I know...

A few years ago I heard a rumor that my girlfriend (Linda) was cheating on me with who I thought was my best friend (Dan) so, I set up a video camera in the closet of our bedroom to see if I could find anything out. Sure enough, the rumors were true. Being the type of person I am, I did not confront them but went one better.

To start things off I ordered one of those devices to put on my phone to record all conversations and I put up one more "hidden camera" in the living room.

Then I "confided" in Dan that I had contracted a social disease and I swore I had been with no one but Linda. I told him she must be cheating on me and that is how I caught the disease.

The next day I listened to my phone recordings as Linda and Dan both accused each other of cheating (Hmm, interesting, eh?). That night I took a gallon of Roundup (weed and grass killer) to Dan's house and wrote "A**HOLE" in big block letters on his front lawn. The next morning, it showed up real nice (and stayed for over a month). That night, I took brake fluid and wrote "B**CH" on the hood of Linda's car.

Needless to say they both accused each other and had a huge fight! About a week later I sent Linda packing and have not seen her since. As for Dan, well...

I went back to the Internet (the Internet is a revenge artist's best friend) and found a device that would forward all calls placed to Dan from his Mortgage company to my house (we live next to each other). Since I work the night shift, it was east for me to watch his mail every day. I only took the mortgage payments and letters from the mortgage company.

A few weeks later, my plan started working as the wireless phone I had hooked up started ringing... it was his mortgage company. They told me they had not received the payment for the previous month. Acting as Dan, I yelled at them, told them it must be their mistake, and hung up.

I used a technique (found on the Internet) which uses a stain remover to "erase" the to field and memo field on his checks to the mortgage company. I then wrote in "American Red Cross" in the to field and "Donation" in the memo field. Since most people do not look at their canceled checks anymore, I figured he would never know. Looking at his monthly statement he saw the check had been cashed, the amount was right, no need to worry.

Needless to say the mortgage company started calling on a pretty regular basis. He (I) received a foreclosure notice. I kept being belligerent to the mortgage company on the phone.

Then one day, about 7 months after all this started (I didn't think it would take so long, but it did), I saw someone show up with a cop car (I assume it was people from the bank). They had a van, and moved everything in the house out (I didn't even know they could do that). Then they put a real estate sign out front.

As soon as they were gone, I quickly removed my "equipment" from the phone box and destroyed it all. I also burned all the paperwork I had and flushed the ashes down the toilet.

I haven't heard from Dan since, I guess he's been a little busy with his personal affairs lately!

Maybe not my best revenge, but certainly my favorite.

2006-07-09 08:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by Enigma 2 · 1 0

I had wanted to get "sweet" revenge on my worst enemy, but thought I would be just as wrong as them if I did. I think by acting mature about situations like this is the ULTIMATE solution.

2006-07-09 08:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by ??? 1 · 0 0

Oh yeah! My neighbor's we're not neighborly towards anyone, they we're acting like N-----. So one day after trying to reason with them, and gettin nowhere, I Threw everything sticky on the cars: o.j., lemonade, sugar, cola, and by the time they woke up, 12 noon, the sun had already baked into the paint. We eventually went to Court on the stupid problems they we're creating, but they still didn't stop. So I'm plotting the next move to get revenge. It is Sweet!!!!

2006-07-09 08:20:02 · answer #3 · answered by sweetness 2 · 0 0

No...because it just brings me down to their level. For someone to be my worst enemy, they would have had to do something pretty bad. Those type of people usually bring pay back on themselves at some point. Justice is sweet...not revenge.

2006-07-09 08:08:44 · answer #4 · answered by Dale P 6 · 0 0

That my dear is your hatred speaking, not your soul or your heart. It is nothing to be proud of either; that kind of inner ugliness will eventually corrode your outer beauty as well...and cause you disease and suffering. What you give out, even in thoughts, always comes back to get you. So why not try giving out love instead -- which in your case would mean forgiving your enemies. Until you do you are a prisoner of your own ignorance....and ignorance causes unnecessary harm. I wish you the best! Blessings..

2006-07-09 08:18:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

YES MAM I HAVE.. My revenge was I married her and were very happy for the last 45 years, and now I wouldnt trade her for nothing.. LOL ROB

2006-07-09 08:10:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i don't like to revenge from someone but one day i revenge from my friend i told her that her bf loves me not her

2006-07-09 08:06:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yea

2006-07-09 08:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by blink_monkeys 1 · 0 0

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