Where does that missing sock go everytime you do your laundry?

Question

I'm sure we've all had that, always a sock missing after washing your clothes.

Answer 1

The dryer sucks it up in a swirling vortex and that one lone sock goes on vacation w/ other lone socks debating when they want to return to being on the bottom of someones smelly foot.

Answer 2

The rotation in dryers causes worm holes that send all of our socks to a far away place in space. This is why we have been getting visits from UFOs in the past 100 years or so (since dryers were created). They (the inhabitants of the UFOs) are frustrated with our used socks being thrown into their atmosphere and they are trying to return them. Unfortunately the socks burn up upon reentry into the atmosphere and only create gas compressions that appear to us as crop circles.

Answer 3

..Socks sometimes due to a static energy in the air sometimes become attracted to areas in the house which act as a 'mother' magnet, such as underneath the bed, or even in the toilet, basically on 7th month of the 7th day every year a postive energy outlet releases the socks from their frozen and dormant state, thats how weeks or months later you actually find them in the most obvious of places, but sometimes, the unlucky ones can never escape the magnetic grasps which prevents them having contact with the outside world and living their life with the other sock...hope this amazing event fills in the gap of the socks life..cheers, much love!

Answer 4

It is mysteriously transformed into tiny particles of sock fluff which inhabit the rest of your washing until the next time you wear something. At this point, the almost invisible sub-fluff particles coalesce into a huge furry ball which sets up home in your belly button.

If you religiously save and collect this fluff from your belly button it is theoretically possible to re-assemble your missing socks.

Answer 5

The sock gnomes come and take it away when no one is looking. See the gnomes as they are called can fit into places that Us humans cant and so therefore socks go missing, one glove goes missing. See the sock gnomes cant stand to see pairs of anything...

Answer 6

sockus carniverous is a common household pest. It has an invisibilty shield and therefore cannot be observed by the naked eye.

it is most particularly fond of the black sock, but rejects often the novelty sock, which explains why sometimes work colleagues are wearing very questionable foot attire

Answer 7

Sock Gnomes, silly.

Answer 8

The sears man just pulled my daughter's sock out of my water pump the other day. What a great way to spend $111.00!!!

Answer 9

It depends.... If it's a right footed sock, it goes to the world cup.
If it's a left footed sock it goes into the penalty box.

Answer 10

It turns into a clothes hanger in your closet! Socks are the larva form of clothes hangers.