What is something sexy, dirty I can say to my husband who is a college professor?
I'm looking for an answer that is like something you haven't really heard before... Everybody has heard the, "Will this give me any extra credit, etc." from tv and stuff. I'm thinking something like,"Professor... I've (I don't know) so can you teach me something. Do you know of anything I can say there? I love my husband and I want to, "keep him on his toes..." If you know what I mean. lol!
Any answers appreciated! Thanks!
2006-07-09 05:37:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
well you can try...
umm professor will you give me a detention if I'm naughty!!
or
professor I've forgotten what is sex? wanna teach me?
or
professor i forgot how it feels to have a large d*** inside of me want to remind me?
lol well hope you find what your looking for
2006-07-09 05:51:21 · answer #1 · answered by butterflykisses01247 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like Sparky's answer. This could be a lot of fun. Bad girl's that don't do there homework need to be punished. Get that ruler out Professor.
2006-07-23 04:50:50 · answer #2 · answered by Classy Granny 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could go the Gilligan's Island route, you're Mary Anne
and you could work some Coconut Cream pie into the mix
2006-07-09 06:35:49 · answer #3 · answered by BONE° 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about...I lost my memory for a decade & I need you to teach me how to methodically make LOVE....or "I saw you looking at my legs tonight Professor, would you like to feel them around your neck...
.......Or how about preforming a Dance of a Thousand Sticky Notes....Like the Dance of the 7 Veils, the body is hidden behind many colorful layers...Write homework, faculty meeting, Lunch:>), etc.......With swaying arms & hips that shimmy, slowly remove the notes ...you know where to place the lunch & dinner notes:>), uncover a seductive shoulder, next revealing the tender caven of the navel, & so on faster & faster until the lust for direct contact of flesh upon flesh can no longer be resisted.
2006-07-22 15:37:48 · answer #4 · answered by IdesOfMarch 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read up on sexual practices of ethnic groups from around the world, like Samoans, Trobriand Islanders or groups from Africa or evenTantric sexual techniques, anything really exotic. Talk about it in a low, slow and steady voice while standing very close. The human mind is the most powerful erogenous zone. Appealing to his intellect erotically ought to do it!
2006-07-16 06:54:49 · answer #5 · answered by Fiasco de Bacle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just keep whispering to him that u haven't done your homework again and that u would like to be punished for your neglectful ways- whisper to him the way u want to be or should be punished. You should make sure that when he starts to punish u that u make it sound like it really hurts(all the while u will be writhing in ecstasy.)
2006-07-19 22:50:50 · answer #6 · answered by sparky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Write a rough draft for a paper in his area of study on your body and ask him to grade it.
2006-07-21 18:51:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Professor, can I get an extension?
2006-07-09 06:01:06 · answer #8 · answered by Jess Wundring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lets play exam. You are the teacher so you will give the test. Since you are the testor, let me have your testes and go from there.
2006-07-09 07:03:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he is into science, you could tell him to bump atoms or protons or neutrons with you.
This all really depends on what his area of study is.
2006-07-20 08:58:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋