No, really
2006-07-09 05:24:52 · 16 answers · asked by Ava 2 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Other - Cars & Transportation
Your car was stolen by Cuban Nationalists, who are going to disassemble and distribute the parts to the four corners of Canada, and hold the frame as ransom. Once they call you and negotiate the hostage crisis and amount they want, they will send you a small piece of the car, just to prove that they are not joking around here. It is up to you to save your car, so you must build a raft out of spare television parts and row yourself through the Gulf of Mexico into Cuban Territory. There, you must defeat the communists and make Fidel Castro say his own name backwards; it is the only way to send him back to the fifth dimension, where he belongs. Once that is completed, only then will you be given your car.
But then you have to yell at Canada for making deals with terrorists and get the rest of it back.
And you have to sneak into America, because odds are you forgot your license in your jeans you were wearing last Thursday that got the pudding stain on them at that concert in Vegas and you had to wash them, but the chocolate just wouldn't come out so I tried to lick it off, but it tasted like detergent.
2006-07-09 05:35:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 8⤊ 0⤋
Wherever you left it last ;or in a container bound for Lebanon, Russia, Pakistan etc. where they are too cheap to buy legiotimate cars and buy stolen cars. (because they are cheaper & they are crooked cheap scumbags).
Dan the Answers-Man.
2006-07-09 12:30:19 · answer #2 · answered by Dan S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DUDE!!! Sweet!! You left it at the mini golf course. I hope it didnt get towed.
2006-07-09 12:26:53 · answer #3 · answered by boit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent question!
I'm going to get some TATER TOTS and think on that one!
Best wishes!
2006-07-09 12:27:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being disassembled at a dodgy garage
2006-07-09 12:26:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the driveway?
2006-07-09 12:26:04 · answer #6 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you looked in the driveway?
2006-07-09 12:25:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it was up yer butt ya wouldn't be asking! Would ya?
http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/
2006-07-09 12:26:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
by that one house on that one street by that one tree, you know that one place that people go, just go around that one corner and there it is.
2006-07-09 12:39:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Impound yard for evidence search...REALLY!!!
2006-07-09 12:27:21 · answer #10 · answered by J. T. N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋