2006-07-09 05:20:06 · 8 answers · asked by hotsauce919rr 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
there are, look around you at all the druggies, and drunken bums.
2006-07-09 05:23:23 · answer #1 · answered by Salvezza 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In the event of a zombie-related emergency, there's no better prescription for survival than preparedness. Thinking ahead, and stocking a few essential items are your best bets to surviving the zombie nightmare. However, the sad fact is that most people would be caught completely off-guard in such an event.
Items to have on hand: a shotgun and ammunition (easily the most versatile weapons for dispatching the walking dead), a machete or baseball bat (firearms are great, but blades and clubs don't run out of ammo), water (3 gallons per person, per day), first aid kit, a supply of any prescriptions you might be taking, non-perishable food (protein bars, canned goods, evaporated milk, etc.) sturdy walking shoes, a knife, a map of your area, a compass (learn how to use it!), an emergency radio, a backpack.
If you live in a metropolitan area, evacuate as soon as you learn of the emergency. The longer you stay in the city, the greater the chance you have of being trapped there. It is helpful beforehand mark out an evacuation route. Stay away from highways and major roads if possible, as there will be traffic jams caused by other evacuees trying to leave the city. If no alternate routes are available, it may be better to travel on foot. Make sure you have a designated meeting place outside of the city where your family can meet.
Once out of the city, get as far away from other people as possible. State or national parks and reserves are great, as long as no one else is around. You might want to learn a little about the vegetation in your area so that you know which plants are safe to eat. Listen to the radio for information about the emergency situation, and when it might be safe to return to your home.
Stay alert! Zombies move slowly and seem inept and unintelligent, but it's easy to be lulled in to a false sense of security. You might see only one zombie, but there may be twenty more just over the next hill, or around the next corner. Always assume that if there is one zombie, there may be more. And don't try to destroy every zombie you meet--your job is survival, not extermination. Leave that to the professionals. Only engage one of them if you are directly threatened by it.
In the event of a protracted zombie crisis, you may need to scavenge food and supplies. Travel to a small town or village, find what you need, and don't get greedy. The less time you spend in these places the better.
With advanced preparedness, coolheadedness, and clear-thinking, you can survive this menace. Remember: Be Prepared, Stay Alert, and Stay Alive!
2006-07-09 06:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by RabidBunyip 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if a bullfrog had wings? He wouldn't bump his butt. What if reality wasn't really real? That's what your asking. Your teachers were wrong there are dumb questions.
2006-07-09 05:26:36 · answer #3 · answered by rational1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would call Scooby Doo and the gang.
2006-07-09 05:23:26 · answer #4 · answered by furious but whatever 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are. I work for some.
2006-07-09 05:23:07 · answer #5 · answered by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷPetoonia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'M GOING TO GET Y....excuse me? sorry, i get little day dreams all the time, and i talk in my sleep.
youre a smart one. (sigh).
2006-07-09 05:22:42 · answer #6 · answered by girl_of_musicality 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are among us, they are usually politicians or sit on the Supreme Court. Thanks for asking.
2006-07-09 05:30:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Itchy.....tasty.......
Quick call S.T.A.R.S.
2006-07-09 09:31:35 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix Summersun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋