The classic one is " don't eat yellow snow. " Any others?
2006-07-09 03:21:37 · 23 answers · asked by The Global Geezer 7 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Never play leap-frog with a Unicorn!
2006-07-09 03:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Smart people learn from other people's mistakes, fools learn from their own.
It's better to cry with a smart person then sing with a fool.
Don't start if you're not going to finish.
Don't drink and drive, smoke and fly.
Don't clean your neighbor's house til you clean your own.
Don't slip with your tongue, slip with your foot.
If you want everyone to hate you, tell them who they are.
2006-07-09 04:43:40 · answer #2 · answered by enya0301 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the classic one was "Don't take any wooden nickels." But that's really archaic now.
2006-07-09 03:42:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't ever drink from a bottle of wine offered by a school chum.
Been there, did that. He drank it all then filled it with piss.
2006-07-09 03:27:01 · answer #4 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Confucius say:
Man who go through turnstyle sideways, is going to bangkok.
2006-07-09 03:53:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always keep your enemies locked up in your cellar,and periodically torture them with live scorpions.
2006-07-09 03:23:58 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty Wrotem 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't stand next to someone that has just eaten beans.
2006-07-09 03:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by okeydokeycroaky 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another classic would be "Don't take any wooden nickels."
2006-07-09 04:04:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, here's a dollar.
2006-07-09 03:25:43 · answer #9 · answered by aj_squaredaway 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't sing 'Sexual Healing' in the gym lockerroom
2006-07-09 03:24:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋