Alternative FIFA 2006 awards - who would you vote for in the following categories?

Question

1. Worst mistake.
2. Worst/best looking team football jersey.
3. (For all my Portuguese chums to vote England) Sorest loosers.
4. Biggest cheat.
5. Most funny sounding name of a player/coach/ref.
6. Oddest looking player/coach/ref.
7. Strangest moment during a game.
8. Most funny moment during a game.
9. Best goal.
10. Most poignant moment for you.

Answer 1

1. Taking Riquelme off @ Germany 0-1 Argentina
2. Holland's Oranje Jersey (too old fashioned) / Australia's away strip of dark green, very stylish
3. England (Inevitably)
4. Cristiano Ronaldo (The one time, one trick pony now has found another)
5. Dick Advocaat (There's no Dick, like my Dick)
6. Franck Ribery (Freddy Krueger looks like the Candyman next to him, although this was a childhood injury)
7. Poll's 3 yellow cards for Simunic (Boy, does he know how to screw up)
8. Grosso's fall against Australia/ Brazil's 3rd strike against Ghana (Anything the Argies do, the Brazillians do better! 25 passes)
9. Zambrotta's opener against Ukraine.
10. Figo and Zizou exchanging jerseys and armbands. 2 of the greatest players having a private acknowledgement of each other's gifts.

Answer 2

1. Richard Kingson coming out of his net to try and challenge Ronaldo on what would be Ronaldo's record-setting goal. (Dishonorable mention goes to the Italy-Australia ref)

2. Best - Sweden, Worst - Italy and any of the other countries using that same style (not a fan of the player's names in all small letters).

3. I'm not from Portugal, but it is definitely the English fans (not the team). Hello, what part of REQUIRED RED CARD do you not understand??

4. Tough to pick out just one player on this one, as a team I'd say Argentina

5. Fred (Brazil)

6. Alex from Japan, not that he's funny-looking but you just don't expect to see a guy looking like he does wearing a Japan jersey.

7. The three-yellow card incident.

8. Any of the own goals...I think they're kinda funny. Also the Mexican coach lighting up during a game.

9. Maxi Rodriguez, in overtime vs. Mexico.

10. Sami al-Jaber coming of the bench for Saudi Arabia, getting the captain's armband, and then, on his second touch, driving down the field and scoring against Tunisia.

Answer 3

1. Lucas Neill, in the aussie:italy match for lying in front of Grosso, he should know that all of the Italians dive...
2. best = spain or netherlands or australia / worst = dunno
3. italians (or would be, if they lost, because when they basically lost to australia, they were... even though they knew that aus was better than them)
4. any of the italians would qualify for this one, but i think that it would have to be GROSSO, for doing the dive that did the most damage.
5. i dunno, they are all pretty normal
6. lippi... he makes me mad and he looks horrible, although arena was pretty funi too because he had so much extra weight.
7. http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com/06/en/w/photos/ita.html?i=20&d=1
8. when rooney got that portugeuse's kakas
9. the last game in the portugal:germany game was pretty good, but I can't think of any others right now.
10. after the japan:australia game, that was really sweet, or when australia advanced to the round of 16.

Answer 4

1.Petit (autogoal)
2.Brazil's
3.what?
4.The penalty that was in the match PORTUGAL : FRANCE
5.Klissmann
6.The France's one (referee)
7.When Argentina marked 6 :0
8.When a Brazilian player(forgot his name)embarrassed a Ghana one
9.The one that marked an italian player in the last 2 minutes(the first one)
10.I was so destroid when Brazil left...

Answer 5

either 5 or 4 5: KAKA lmao
and 4: C. Ronldo... for diving too much

Answer 6

2-usa (best)
4-c.ronaldo
6-ronaldinho