Anyone more disgusting than me?

Question

I haven't washed my bed sheets in months, in summer, and have had about 10 different girls sleeping on them since I did last wash them. I pi55 in a pint glass at night, because I can't be bothered to go to the toilet and then tip it in the washing up sink. I once did a poo in a shoe box coz I couldn't be bothered to get up, and wiped with a copy of the sun I had lying around. I have milk turned cheese in bowls around my room, and when I masturbate I don't clean the release off me I just go to sleep. Is anyone more gross. and if so how?

Answer 1

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ ON THIS SITE HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

"I pi55 in a pint glass at night"

"when I masturbate I don't clean the release off me I just go to sleep"

HAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Answer 2

Here is a quote from the book Catch Me If You Can. The character Frank Abagnale has been in a hell hole of a French prison for 6 months with no light, bed, room or proper food. He had no clothes and no washing facilities or shower. Just a bucket.
"And then stopped as I confronted the most hideous creature I had ever encountered. It was a man, it had to be a man, but God in heaven what manner of man was this? He was tall and emaciated, his head crowned by a dirty, unkempt thatch of hair that spilled to his waist, his face hidden by a filthy matted beard that fell to his belly. Spittle drooled from the slash that was his mouth, and his eyes were wildy glowing coals in their sunken sockets.He was naked and his flesh was coated with filth, sores and scabs, lending it a leprous appearance. The nails of his fingers and toes were elongated and curved like the talons of a vulture. Indeed he looked like a vulture. I shuddered as I regarded the apparition. I shuddered again as recognition loomed, I was facing myself in a mirror."
Taken from the book Catch Me If You Can by Frank W. Abagnale with Stan Redding.

Answer 3

Wow, your just one nasty habit away from a septic infection aren't ya? I have a hard time believing that someone who can't even take care of himself is good looking (and smells decent enough) to get any girls, neverless 10 girls. But hay, whatever floats your boat. However, it does seem like more of a hassle to poop in a shoe box, than just get up and walk to the bathroom.

Answer 4

No, you sure are the grimest.

At least trapms do get a good soaking when people throw their drinks over them & when it rains (I don't condone the drink throwing, but it does happen).

You do put it so politely though - your release - I kinda don't think you are telling the truth as scruts wouldn't talk like that....but then again, you had a copy of the Sun hanging around???????


:-)

Answer 5

These girls must have been totally ratarsed to have slept in your bed! Did you pay them?!! Seriously you will get a nasty disease if you don't clean up your act and don't you have any self-respect?! Come on get a life, you will feel much better for it. I'm just going now to throw up.....

Answer 6

you are just lovely ! you only asked this question because i think you are one of these men that has OCB, bet you clean the house at least once a day wash your sheets 1 a week, you YUPPY

Answer 7

You show a remarkable lack of self respect. There is nothing impressive about living like a pig.

Answer 8

that is disgusting i cant believe anybody could be that minging why the hell does these girls sleep with you there must be something special i would run a mile especially when i seen your room it must stink urgh i wanna b sick.

Answer 9

If I were you (which I'm glad I'm not), I'd go to the doctor.

If you're really THAT nasty, the only girls that are sleeping with you, have diseases.

Answer 10

Grow up

Answer 11

Look at yourself in front of a mirror. The guy you see in the mirror is probably more disgusting than you. ;-)