2006-07-09 00:03:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Memorable Quotes from
Click (2006)
Trudy: [about Michael's penis at birth] Oh! It was like a little tic-tac!
Michael Newman: Yeah, why don't you come over here and I'll freshen your breath.
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Donna Newman: [scene after the dog humps toy duck] I have to sew the duck's head back on... and fix his butthole.
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Morty: He's always chasing the pot of gold, but when he gets there, at the end of the day, it's just corn flakes.
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Donna Newman: Will you love me in the morning?
Michael Newman: Forever and ever, babe
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[repeated line]
Morty: It's all just... cornflakes.
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Michael Newman: I guess when you combine mass quantities of cough syrup with yodels... you get acid.
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Michael Newman: By the way, my shmekle got bigger.
Trudy: Well it couldn't have gotten any smaller!
Ted: [Laughing] It was like a little tic-tac.
Michael Newman: Yeah! Well come over here, I'll freshen your breath!
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Michael Newman: Ben... Family... Always comes first...
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Michael Newman: Oh, my God. It's Wolverine's goofy cousin.
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Michael Newman: [looking in a mirror] You look a little pale there, buddy.
[Changes his skin color to green]
Michael Newman: Don't make Hulk angry! RAAAAAAR!
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Ben at 7-Years-Old: Hey Dad! Look at Kevin's new robo-dog!
Kevin O'Doyle: [Not Listening] That's Nice
Kevin O'Doyle: Nice? This thing is worth more than your car.
Michael Newman: [runs over robo-dog] Not anymore it ain't!
Kevin O'Doyle: Robo-Dog!
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Michael Newman: [horrified to see that the remote has fast-forwarded itself a year] I missed the whole Dragon Tales Era?
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Samantha at 5-Years-Old: [Sundance begins humping the stuffed Duck] Daddy, what's he doing?
Michael Newman: Something you shouldn't know about for at least 10 to 30 years.
[Points at son, Ben]
Michael Newman: You, ten.
[Points at daughter, Samantha]
Michael Newman: You, thirty.
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Kevin O'Doyle: What kind of stereo do you have?
Michael Newman: I don't know, I haven't checked.
Kevin O'Doyle: Well my dad's stereo is a Bose.
Michael Newman: [yell's while driving away] What? Your Dad's stereo blows? Well that's too bad!
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Bed, Bath & Beyond Guy: I don't have many friends. Will you be my friend?
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Morty: Think about it, you've skipped a year. That's a lot of sex. That's like, thirty minutes worth for you.
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Michael Newman: It took that Son of a ***** a whole year to promote me?
2006-07-09 00:50:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You're travelling through another dimension,
a dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of empty space.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
Next stop, the Jessica Zone!
2006-07-09 00:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by 42ITUS™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think we're in Kansas anymore
Charge it Mr. Underhill's room
I came to Casablanca to see the waters. But it's a desert here. Well, it seems I was misinformed.
I'm shocked to see there's gambling here...Excuse me sir, here are you winnings.
We'll always have Paris
Here's looking at you kid
Rosebud
Ben, I've got one word for you: Plastics
2006-07-09 00:11:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-14 06:44:37 · answer #4 · answered by machey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All I have I in this world is may word and my balls and I don't bust em for anybody.
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Big Jim and da boys deserve the ten points
2006-07-09 00:11:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0389860/quotes
If you're talking about the movie "Click" then there it is. But if not, then +2 for me, -5 from you!
2006-07-09 00:10:38 · answer #6 · answered by mrpopcorn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the people we love are taken from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever. - Sara "The Crow"
2006-07-09 00:10:13 · answer #7 · answered by Valag 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Badges? We don't need no stinking badges."
from: The Treasure of Sierra Madre
2006-07-09 00:07:09 · answer #8 · answered by :Phil 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's good to be the King" - Mel Brooks in almost everyone of his films.
2006-07-09 00:26:32 · answer #9 · answered by Andyman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I don't dig on swine." -- Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction
2006-07-09 00:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by ratboy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋