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2006-07-08 20:50:28 · 8 answers · asked by ethics where? 2 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Premenstrual syndrome (PMS) is a group of symptoms related to the menstrual cycle. PMS symptoms occur in the week or two weeks before your period (menstruation or monthly bleeding). The symptoms usually go away after your period starts. PMS may interfere with your normal activities at home, school, or work. Menopause, when monthly periods stop, brings an end to PMS.
The causes of PMS are not yet clear. Some women may be more sensitive than others to changing hormone levels during the menstrual cycle. Stress does not seem to cause PMS, but may make it worse. PMS can affect menstruating women of any age.
PMS often includes both physical and emotional symptoms. Diagnosis of PMS is usually based on your symptoms, when they occur, and how much they affect your life.
anotherwords - mother nature
2006-07-08 20:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by G. M. 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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A PMS Guide
DANGEROUS: "What's for dinner?"
SAFER: "Can I help you with dinner?"
SAFEST: "Where would you like to go for dinner?"
DANGEROUS: "Are you wearing THAT?"
SAFER: "Gee, you look good in brown."
SAFEST: "Wow! Look at you!"
DANGEROUS: "What are you so worked up about?"
SAFER: "Could we be overreacting?"
SAFEST: "Here's fifty dollars."
DANGEROUS: "Should you be eating that?"
SAFER: "You know, there are a lot of apples left."
SAFEST: "Can I get you a glass of wine with that?"
DANGEROUS: "What did you DO all day?"
SAFER: "I hope you didn't overdo today."
SAFEST: "I've always loved you in that robe."
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10 Ways to Know if You Have "Estrogen Issues"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
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Why do women call it PMS?
Because mad cow disease was already taken!
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The Female Rules
1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
does that answer your question???
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2006-07-08 20:59:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What was your question about PMS?
2006-07-08 20:55:09 · answer #3 · answered by Lisa N 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All i can say is don't mess with women when they are having it lol...im serious :p
2006-07-08 22:56:24 · answer #4 · answered by 4eva-pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont know i cant even tell you what it is it dont afffect me ,so i think it is something women have made up so they can piss off men
2006-07-08 20:52:56 · answer #5 · answered by pen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
be nice because you have no clue what were going through
2006-07-09 10:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by ashlei 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow somebody lol
2006-07-08 21:54:15 · answer #7 · answered by LaLa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it sucks!!
2006-07-08 20:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by sera 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋