Liberals, do you understand my analogy?

Question

I can't find my keys
I've been looking all over for my car keys, and they are not in my house.

Does that mean I do not have car keys?
Does this make me a liar for saying I have car keys?
Could the keys be somewhere else?

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I hope you liberals can understand my analogy

I see some liberals avoided my question as usual..

Three simple questions. They were all yes or no, and I get a bunch of questions about my question.
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having car keys means I will most likely drive my car.
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As for having proof that I have the keys, that is a completely different question.

NO CRAP THEY AREN'T THERE. THEY HAVE BEEN MOVED YOU MORON.

Answer 1

After looking over your continuous flow of Democratic bashing, I have wandered over the political content of this site. I have concluded by the breadth of insulting anti-Democrat propaganda thrown about that all Republicans hate me. It truly saddens me to see this. You would divide this country for the love of your GOP? You have forgotten what patriotism means.

You can stop insulting me and mine, I am now informed on the Republican hatred of all Democrats. Your opinion of me and my family is duly noted.

Answer 2

I'm suprised some of these stupid liberals haven't tried to outlaw car keys. It seems like most like to try to outlaw outlaw and outlaw. Unless it is something that they like. Rather if it is legal or not. Ya they can be hippies and smoke dope at night even at home though it is illegal but you can't smoke a cigar is a restaurant. Even though a cigar is legal. This is what many liberals think! Ya, I'll try to look good in the spotlight in front of the whole country by raising prices of tabacco. I'll also remove bill-board signs advertising camel ciggs. Then this makes me look like such a good little boy!! Well it's Friday night now and I'm going to have an affair with a women that is 20 years of age when I am married. Hope no person finds out about this. Morals don't matter to me. That sentence explains Clinton.

Answer 3

where is the proof that you had the car keys? no one ever admitted to making the car keys or even seeing the car keys, only rumors existed about the car keys. so based on a rumor of keys that may not be real, i am not going to break into your house, kill your dog and tear out the walls becuase i have no proof the keys were ever really there in the first place.

Answer 4

I understand your analogy. It's flawed though.

Here's what you meant to say:

I know that my neighbor has car keys. He tells me that he doesn't have car keys, and people keep telling me that he doesn't even have a car. "How can he have car keys if he doesn't even have a car," they all ask. "Prove to us that he has a car and that there are car keys in his house," they say to me. So, I send my son to my friends' house and he tells them that he heard my neighbor talking about cars, so he must have car keys in his house. This is a lie, but it's okay, because I'm sure that my neighbor has car keys.

So, since I'm certain that he has car keys, I kick down his door and ransack his house looking for car keys. I throw my neighbor in jail, and let his home become infested with rats and roaches, and I let the property values in the neighborhood decline. Lots of boys and girls from the neighborhood go to play in the house and one of them dies. Funny thing. There were no car keys. Some old, rusty spark plugs, but no car keys. But the fact that there were spark plugs means that he had a car all along!!

I hope you can see where your analogy is flawed.

Answer 5

Try this: In 1962 American spy planes took actual photographs of armed nuclear missiles stationed 90 miles from the coast of the great state of Florida. Guess where they were aimed. Without the loss of a single life, the island hell with a ruthless dictator and the support of a superpower, with nuclear weapons and missles on a par with us; backed down. Compare that leadership to 2003. A president invades a third world dictatorship thousands of miles away, thinking that they have WMD. With much more advanced technology this son of a president is mistaken. He is duped. Even if there were WMD, so what? Where is the capability to deliver them thousands of miles? When did we become such fearful cowards that we have to invade a country based on such sloppy intelligence?The threat in Iraq, was miniscule compared to threats we've defeated in the past without a bullet being fired. What ever happened to having balls enough to not let fear rule your actions? But, the right wingers are happy because they got everything they voted for: 2500 lost soldiers, thousands of amputees, 300 Billion plus deficits, global warming, inept Federal Agencies like FEMA, a president on vacation while an American city is destroyed, on and on and on. You have it all, you have Congress, The Supreme Court and the President. So stop whining and accept responsibility for screwing up this country.

Answer 6

Your lips must really stink from all of the G.W. Bush butt kissing you do.

Enjoy what little time you and your Conservative butt kissers have left. This Country will wise up very soon and realize what a huge mistake it was, to give your type of people control of our Government.

You all say that Libs complain but look at your own attitudes... if it's not your way, it is not the American way.
It has gotten to the point where any opinion that is not Conservative, is Anti American.

You and other Conservative people with this type of attitude, are the reason why this Country is so divided!

You are full of hate and possibly a little bit racist as well.

Answer 7

wow..someone hates liberals. here's my analogy:

My neighbour has a great swimming pool. I want that swimming pool because I control most of the swimming pools in the area. If I control this swimming pool, I'll be able to charge huge fees for people to use it. And the people would have to use it because they can't live without swimming.

Now... one day, I decide that I want this swimming pool NOW! And because of my high standing in the neighbourhood due to my control of the swimming pools, I make up a rumour. My neighbour's got a gun which he plans to use to kill all of us.

The neighbourhood doesn't fall for it though. They don't all rush in and arrest the neighbour. Instead, they send in a few of their representatives to check out my neighbour's house. My neighbour lets them check most of the house, but doesn't let the representatives check some of the house because he's gotten a room that's a memorial for his deceased parents.

The representatives don't find any guns. So they come back and advise the neighbourhood not to arrest my neighbour. But I tell them that the spare room which the neighbour wouldn't let them search is where all the guns are kept. The neighbourhood doesn't believe it, but since I have the power, I call the police and they arrest him. And (here's where the analogy stops working according to the laws of America) because I was the one who told the police, I got to keep his house, but more importantly, the swimming pool out the back.

who wants to continue the analogy?

Answer 8

The problem with libs is that they don't even care if you have car keys or not, they just hate you. Instead of helping you find your car keys, they'd rather stand around and gloat that the keys never existed. They hate "you" so much I wouldn't doubt that they would probably hide the keys themselves just to make you look bad.

Answer 9

I understand your analogy... but your way of thinking often leads to faulty presumptions...

and as far as your analogy goes... you don't even know that the keys aren't in the house... you just can't find them...

it's like if you stay out late every night for a week... your gf assumes you're cheating on her... she breaks up with you even though you were planning a surprise engagement party for her... appearances are often deceptive...

Answer 10

That's one thing about you republicans is everything is either black or white you cant find your keys because they are in your pocket and you are drunk and you know that if you drive you will break the law but give them to the the liberal who is also been drinking you only have to walk across the street and drive back to the hotel so he can get the DUI !!!!!!!

Answer 11

maybe you used your car keys to gas the kurds, and now you don't have car keys any longer. Maybe you just told your neighbors you had a car, so they'd be impressed and not bomb you out of existance, so your keys never existed. Maybe the UN came and distroyed your car keys. Maybe your car keys were made of perishable material, and now they have perished....crumbled to dust, much like your analogy.