Answer My Questions Somebody!?

Question

1. How tall is the average teletubie?
2. Who killed kenny?
3. What is the average shoe size of a Oompaloompa?
4. Where do Teletubies originate from?
5. Are Oompaloompas and smerfs related?
6. Is Elmo gay?
7. Where in the hell is Osama Bin Lauden?
8. What is Fart Knocking and can it save your life?
9. Do YOU know the muffin man?
10. Should we have another Korean War?

Answer 1

answer mine:

who the hell lets preschoolers use yahoo answers?!

Answer 2

*Adjusts his recliner, sips his coffee, turns on the tape recorder, grabs ink pen and paper, turns down the volume of plesant music,,,,,*

So, since we've started with your life from the begining, what has made you so fascinated with these relatively innocent, but increadbly boring questions? Remember, I do charge 120 dollars an hour for psychatric counseling ok?

However, the numbers are:
1) 3 feet tall 2)Kenny dies in every episode except holiday specials 3)Standard size 18 Clown Feet 4)Teletubbies orginated with some adult who had the desire to make a lot of money with the cheapest crap possible. 5)Oompaloompas are orange, SMURFs are blue- different DNA, different production companys, different TV shows who went out of their ways to make damn't sure they didn't get sued by the other for copywrite infringement
6)Is Elmo gay? Ask Ernie 7)Osama Bin Ladin is safely hiding on the border betwen Afgainstan and Pakistan.
8)Fart Knocking is a verb phrase- it means to start a war without a good reason, and do stupid things that hurt the economy, publically embarasses the nation, and kills people without just cause- see GEORGE BUSH 9)The muffin mans current whearabouts are top secret- rumor has it down on Mulberry lane but this has been unsubstantiated.

10) Technically, the Korean War hasn't ended- this is technically just a cease fire. This nation has been fighting now for 60 years and the quesiton isn't "If" its 'WHEN' the shooting is going to start-AGAIN.

This is an opinion- I think we should just get it over with. Attack the North, and just end it- hopefully, with China attacking from the North with the US from the south to back up the South Korean Government and just "get it over with"

Answer 3

Here are the answers:

1.) 5.1
2.) George.
3.) 5 inches.
4.) Oompa Loompa Land.
5.) Yes, they are cousins.
6.) No, Elmo is just emo.
7.) Just ask Waldo, he'll tell you.
8.) No, fart knocking is extremely dangerous. Do not attempt!!
9.) For the last time, NO!
10.) No, wars are evil. Evil, I say!!

Answer 4

1. Length or girth?
2. Kenny who?
3. About size 9
4. Jerry Falwell's dungeon
5. No, but they are distant relatives of the munchkins
6. I dint want to know
7. Living in Jerry Falwell's dungeon hanging out with tleltubbies
8. It can keep you afloat in water so you wont drown
9. Nope
10. Only if Kim Jong Ill attacks us.

Answer 5

I can only answer ? 9 and 10
9. I AM THE MUFFIN MAN! I make muffins at work.
10. NO! We should nuke them first if they want the Bomb so bad
let's give them 2 or 3!

Answer 6

Osama bin Ladin is with Waldo. And it would not be "another" Korean war because the first one never officially ended. The rest is gibberish and of no importance.

Answer 7

1. 5.3
2. everybody
3. 2?
4. from a gay programs to grow gay children
5.the smurfs are the oompaloompas monkeys
6. He used to date Ernie but he duped him to date Bert
7. Right next to satan
8. It it when somebody is trying to **** you while you releive anal gas...it could only save your life ir you are going to be raped
9. `'ve only seen it on TV
10. This one I don't like

Answer 8

1)3 ft.
2) I did...
3) 3
4)Teletubie land
5)no
6) yes... and he stalks you...
7)at your house... didn't you know
8)why don't you try and find out?
9)Yes! That's how i get free muffins.
10) Only if i can bomb my brother.

Answer 9

1 5'
2 everyone
3 42 (European)
4 The womb
5 no
6 yes
7 The far east
8 pooing and yes
9 yes
10 no

Answer 10

sounds like you watch to much kiddie shows
( really the teletubie's and the Oompal's )

Answer 11

(9) Yes, and he lives on Drurry Lane. Captain Kangaroo introduced me.