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There are tons of mice and cockroaches in my house and they are starving and dying off. Should I feed them? But if I do, won't that just make more of them and then I will have to feed their children and have an even bigger problem? What do I do?

I should call Bono, he'll know what to do.

2006-07-08 16:21:49 · 16 answers · asked by Jawhn K 1 in Politics & Government Politics

Ah-ha! Gotcha! Then why are we feeding the cockroaches in Africa? They are just breeding more starving cockroaches! Send condoms for God's sake, not food!

2006-07-08 16:27:07 · update #1

16 answers

LMAO!!! Too funny,,i can see what you're talking about and i really agree,,If you send food they're just going give birth to MORE kids and that will make the problem bigger,,there will be more starving people..But people are not mice and cockroaches so not sending them food or help would be just plane mean sending them condoms would be great too maybe we should tell Bono about it,,but since we can't change them and they are ignorant..i guess we'll just have to tolerate their stupidity and watch them bring more starving children to the world...

P.S : I loved how you answered Bono's question!!!

2006-07-09 02:00:50 · answer #1 · answered by Kath 4 · 3 2

No.


It will probably attract more mice and cockroaches, and pretty soon, you'll probably have a whole army of healthy mice & cockroaches crawling all over the place.
It's good that they're starving and dying off, because that means there will be less.

2006-07-08 23:25:24 · answer #2 · answered by miinty3 1 · 0 0

Don't you love how Conservatives have no respect for humans... I guess the soldiers in Iraq are just mice and cockroaches to you too, so who cares if 2,500 are dead...

this is the problem with conservatives... they don't see a difference between mice, cockroaches and humans...

and you are annoyed by bono?

Mister Truth... sounds like serial killer behavior... why do I think you have a severed human head in your freezer that you sodomize on your special "anniversary"?

2006-07-08 23:32:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Feed the cockroaches boric acid. You wont have to worry about the kids then. They will greedily take it back to thier nests and gobble it all up.

The rats? D-Con is the best thing for them! They will share it with all thier little fellas and no one will go hungry! (make sure they have plenty of water, will ya? They tend to get thirsty after a good meal).

I wish you well..

Jesse

2006-07-08 23:25:37 · answer #4 · answered by x 7 · 0 0

unless you want tons of pets then i say no! consult a pest cleaner to get rid of them or if ur short on money do it ur self. I'll tell u how!! first get some mortein for the cockroaches then maybe if u want to do something disgusting... you have to pick them up and throw them in the bin, for the mice... um maybe call the pet store or something so they can take care of them instead of u!!!! GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-07-08 23:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is this an analogy? Very clever...so liberals symbolize mice and cockroaches and we all know what those are! PESTS!
PESTS should be destroyed. I one time found a nest of baby mice in my basement and I took my boot and went STOMP! It was awesome...I wish it was only that easy with liberal pests.

2006-07-08 23:25:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, try to eat them. You'll reduce population of them and resolve food problem in the house.

2006-07-08 23:29:15 · answer #7 · answered by Michael K 2 · 0 0

Bono has about 19000 answers. Maybe one of them is the right one.

2006-07-08 23:24:51 · answer #8 · answered by Professor Chaos386 4 · 0 0

Teach them to feed themselves.

2006-07-08 23:25:42 · answer #9 · answered by normobrian 6 · 0 0

M'am, I'm here to check your house for parasites ... apparently, you have hippies.

2006-07-09 06:35:26 · answer #10 · answered by Eric Inri 6 · 0 0

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