2006-07-08 11:53:16 · 15 answers · asked by Things that make you go WTF 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
If life wasn't confusing who'd play the game?
2006-07-08 11:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by Bryan K.S. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you can speed on a parkway but the driveway is too short.
2006-07-08 11:59:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have the fortune to experience the Pittsburgh parkway during rush hour, when little driving is typically achieved, you'll find the nomenclature heartbreakingly true.
2006-07-08 12:49:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DRIVE ON A PARKWAY -so i can see where the golf balls land
I PARK ON A DRIVE WAY - I take my chick parking there so that we can see if the cops are comin'
2006-07-08 12:18:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is a package sent by ship called cargo, and one sent by car or truck is a shipment?
2006-07-08 12:34:40 · answer #5 · answered by BlueManticore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because my car always fall apart when I'm traveling or it never starts when I want to go somewhere?
2006-07-08 11:57:59 · answer #6 · answered by 4999_Basque 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the equally opposite action is required for even the little stuff
2006-07-08 12:57:49 · answer #7 · answered by joskit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drive on a sidewalk
2006-07-08 11:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Bill 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same reason buildings are called buildings after they are done building them and not called "Builts"!
2006-07-08 12:25:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because life is illogical, and where would be the fun if everything made perfect sense??
2006-07-08 11:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋