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I like to try and sneak into group photos so they ask "Who the hell is that?" when they look at them. Or if someone asks me to take a picture for them I zoom in on their feet or crotches? What do you do?

2006-07-08 11:38:01 · 5 answers · asked by Fee 3 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

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When I am at the airport waiting a long time for a flight I walk to empty gate where there only one person sitting and sit right next to them.

2006-07-08 11:42:54 · answer #1 · answered by Bill 6 · 0 1

A good one is when somebody stops me to ask for directions. I'll start out by asking if they know where some landmark in the area is. If they say "yes," I reply, "Well, that's nowhere near where you want to be." Then I like to give them directions referring to things like "turn left just past the old Johnson place" or " keep going until you get to where that big tree blew down a few years ago." I usually include a turn after they see "the local idiot standing out in the yard blowing spit bubbles. He wears a helmet. You can't miss him." It's hysterical.
Other times I just send them out into the middle of nowhere in the complete opposite direction from where they want to go.

2006-07-08 19:10:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tom Jr 4 · 0 0

I post snarky answers to their insipid Yahoo Answers questions.

Not yours, though. No way. uh-uh.

2006-07-08 18:42:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2006-07-08 18:41:52 · answer #4 · answered by (((((K!NG))))) 3 · 0 0

I'd like to annoy you. ;)

2006-07-08 18:53:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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