Whats the chant so u could fly?

Question

THERE IS A CHANT TO FLY! WE COULD FLY!

Answer 1

Douglas Adams once stated that in order to fly, you had to throw yourself towards the ground and miss. Which could only be done if you non-purposefully got distracted just before you hit the ground.

Answer 2

I think I know what you're talking about....the chant is called "Get into a car, FAST and drive to the nearest psychologist and tell him that you believe there's a chant that can make you fly."

Yes, it's something like that..

Answer 3

Martita, if you really want to fly, learn to fly a sail-plane. That is the closest thing known to Man to flying naturally. I think that sail-plane pilots can still become licensed pilots as young as fifteen.

The myths involving how 'witches can fly on brownsticks' involve really sick rituals that I seriously doubt you would want to even know about.

Otherwise, when you are old enough to do so, become a pilot.

H

Answer 4

Not sure, I suppose ultimately yes. Perhaps if one started with levitation instead, sort of like learning to tread water before swimming. This may sound strange but someone I know was able to induce levitation in others when they ate mostly brown rice for a week. If true, they were on some level they were no doubt quite spiritual.

Answer 5

It takes alot more than a chant deary!

Answer 6

Damn, B. K. Smith got to the answer before I did.
Do you have any more questions like this, because they're really starting to become entertaining...

Answer 7

well step one u just jump off a cliff
step two scream
step three give cowgirl aka me 2o points

Answer 8

Erm, perhaps you shouldn't believe everything that people you don't know tell you...

;)

Answer 9

Just think happy thoughts.

(Oh, and add a little fairy dust)

Answer 10

meditate on 'Aum'.