we split up a banana, and he cut his finger, and we argued a lot over his condition, and we got a divorce. I miss him, and I miss his whole forehead, what should I do.
2006-07-08 10:00:48 · 9 answers · asked by Stephen 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
it was all the banana, we argued about who caused the banana split every night.
2006-07-08 10:16:45 · update #1
why the hell you got divorce that makes no sense
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2006-07-08 10:05:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all why in the world were you using a sharp knife to cut a banana. You could have easily used a butter knife. Second of all there must have been a million other things going on to cause your divorce. Not just the argument on the condtion of someone. And if you really missed him you would be talking to him. Not asking for help from us.
2006-07-08 17:06:04 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like more than a banana split you two apart.
2006-07-08 17:12:08 · answer #3 · answered by Lore 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a new banana
2006-07-08 17:03:27 · answer #4 · answered by wbroyhobbs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you said he was cheating with you with your mom and sister?? Now all of a sudden, you want a divorce? Don't get him back!!! Better men or women are out there!!! Even though I don't believe your questions... HAHAH!!
2006-07-12 23:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want him back, fight. Go after him and see if there is any spark left. Don't regret not trying to make things work, but also realize there are other guys out there.
2006-07-08 17:05:05 · answer #6 · answered by bluechick 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
find one with a forehead (not uncommon) but who isn't such a baby about his bananas
2006-07-08 17:04:43 · answer #7 · answered by dappersmom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmmm...Take over a can of whipped cream and some chocolate syrup and see what happens?
2006-07-08 17:02:45 · answer #8 · answered by skigod377 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
send him some flowers
2006-07-08 17:08:25 · answer #9 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋