If you cut your penis in half (lengthways), will it still work for sex?

Question

And how long did it take to heal?

Answer 1

mine does the best part is i can put half in the pink and half in the stink

Answer 2

er NO! if you left it that way....
surgery might make save the erectile functions and hopefully the nerves might be repaired to give you some feeling back...
may have to look at a HOLE new approach to sex.....
healing time? Depends heaps of variables.. are you healthy , did you use a clean utensil to cut it,
You do realise that urethra in there too... ide be more worried bout life with a catheter in your bladder and wearin a urine bag down the side of your pants........
if it never works again... theres always more than one way to skin a cat....

Answer 3

WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW!
for one no it would hurt like h ell ans infection is very certain
and or death if not treated right away

other then actual serious answer

why you asking see if it was possibke for a guy to diddle two girls at one time? LOL

Answer 4

If you cut the worm in half, where,s the head, ?a penis needs a head, if there,s no head, it don,t know where to go,

Answer 5

wow thats not a good idea i feel the pain now **** that you need your head sorted

Answer 6

Not the brightest of bulbs, are you??

Answer 7

r u mad y ask that if u do cut it length ways please get 2 A&E as soon as poss.

Answer 8

Please see a psychiatrist. This is kind of ridiculous, why would anyone want to do this?

Answer 9

try it and tell us how you get on.

Answer 10

Get one and try it :-)