serious answers only plz
2006-07-08 08:08:58 · 21 answers · asked by emyke80 2 in Games & Recreation ➔ Other - Games & Recreation
I'm not sure because you see I am a mother pheasant plucker - I pluck mother pheasants - I'm the fastest mother pheasant plucker to ever pluck a mother pheasant but I noticed that you wanted serious answers only so I thought I'd ask Sally the sheet slitter - Sally slits sheets - Sally slit over seventy sheet all on a Saturday and Sunday one September! But Sally didn't know either - so I checked with Susie who sits by the seashore sifting sand and counting seahorses forevermore and Susie didn't know either so that left only Peter Piper who I found picking pickled peppers by the peck - but he was having a hard enough time counting the number of pickled peppers he had picked - so I'll google it and get back with ya! By the way - did you know the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains!
2006-07-08 08:16:24 · answer #1 · answered by Rosie 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A Wood Chuck would chuck all the wood a Wood Chuck could chuck if a Wood Chuck could chuck wood.
2006-07-08 08:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by Brenda B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since a wood chuck can't chuck would a would chuck wouldn't chuck any wood.
(and then you say- But if a wood chuck could chuck would, how much wood would a wood chuck chuck!?- haha!)
2006-07-08 08:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lizzie * 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woodchucks normally CAN chuck wood so it probably depends upon their sex, location, age, etc. I don't know which chucks more, males or females. Also it probably depends upon their environment - how much wood there is to chuck. Also it probably depends upon how long they live. Those are just a few variables I can think of.
2006-07-08 08:12:51 · answer #4 · answered by Drowningbluestars 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If is only that, a wood chuck can dig but can't throw that far with there short arms. Could not then.
2006-07-08 08:13:08 · answer #5 · answered by animalmother 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a moot question, because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood.
2006-07-08 08:12:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as much wood as a wood chuck would chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood
2006-07-08 08:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by osirissk8rboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
around 28 grams per hour i would imagines it would put quite a strain on the poor wood chuck he might get a hernia or rupture a disk if not properly trained in proper lifting and chucking techniques
2006-07-08 08:11:56 · answer #8 · answered by abramelin_the_wise_mage 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a woodchuck would chuck as much wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-07-08 08:10:55 · answer #9 · answered by lemes03 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if a woodchuck could chuck wood would a woodchuck chuck wood
2006-07-08 08:13:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋