5 ducks followed me home. They wont stop stalking me. Mabye i should plant it and a duck tree will grow. Or i could call animal control or could i kill them and eat them for a meal. But they could have the bird flu. This is a very hard choice.
2006-07-08 08:03:55 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Home & Garden ➔ Garden & Landscape
Bird flu/shmird flu. Roast 'em up good! C'mon, they're beggin' for it!
2006-07-08 08:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by anthonydavidpirtle 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like a childrens book in the making. ducks on the mill pond two by two.......naw, dont cook em or roast em. they love you and think you are their momma or maybe you have food. or you are making this up but stick to that story. its cool. you are quackers like the lawyer said.
2006-07-08 15:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Fergy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop carrying bread around and call the AFLAC duck for help.
2006-07-08 15:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by fdrsnail 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call animal control.
2006-07-08 15:05:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You cant kill them and eat them psycho call animal control and get a psychiatrist.
2006-07-08 15:06:53 · answer #5 · answered by wotsifish 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I choose to duck this question.
2006-07-08 15:05:12 · answer #6 · answered by racingcowboy58 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All i gotta say is that duck is delicious.
2006-07-08 15:07:03 · answer #7 · answered by psuche 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, very difficult dilemma you have there.
I would advise you to use your brain for something other than acting stupid.
2006-07-08 15:05:42 · answer #8 · answered by Jasmine Lily 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they love u...........did u somehow feed them? if so, that what happen, they want food..........here the hint
throw the bread away from them, and they wll flock to it and u run home
2006-07-08 15:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by DivaStar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go back to the pond. when they not looking sneack away.
2006-07-08 19:30:11 · answer #10 · answered by waljac6108 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋