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FREE EXPRESSION! put what ever the hell you want as an answer to this question! what ever you wanna point out, let the world know, or get off your chest, this is the place to do it! lol. just put random stuff, i'm bored.

2006-07-08 07:43:23 · 20 answers · asked by libbykins202 2 in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

20 answers

YES!
i just love ur eyes LIBBY!!

2006-07-08 07:48:17 · answer #1 · answered by seeker 4 · 0 2

Cool New Definitions For Old Words
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
3. Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage
5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
11. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
12. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
13. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
14. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
15. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
16. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
17. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sitto decide that nothing can be done together.
18. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
19. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
20. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
21. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
22. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
23. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
24. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
25. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
26. Father : A banker provided by nature.
27. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
28. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
29. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
30. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

2006-07-08 14:47:21 · answer #2 · answered by ANONYMOUS 2 · 0 0

There was a time not so long ago on this site--people asked questions and people gave answers and that was basically that--of late however there has come to this place a new breed of animal that likes to post questions and then pursue the answerers into their email accounts with major attacks over the answers that you leave if they happen not to like what has been said---this is extremely nausiating to me and its not that these apes disturb my sense of security or anything even though a couple of them have genuinely tried--it's just the thing of someone having the gall to post a question for people to answer and then when they don't like what's been said they go all postal and stuff---IF YOU CAN'T TAKE WHATEVER ANSWER PEOPLE ARE GOING TO POST---DON'T POST A DANG QUESTION-----

2006-07-08 14:58:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ya know what really sucks? Black Sabbath albums after Ozzy left. Anybody with half a brain can realize that Ronnie James Dio is NOT a good replacement for Ozzy. Just looke at "Holy Diver" and "Rainbow in the Dark". The guy's voice does NOT fit with Black Sabbath. Ozzy had that crazy affected vocal that could cut through all the tuned-down guitars. RJD is more of a gutteral scream. Don't make an icon of post-Ozzy Black Sabbath albums. That is truly lame.

2006-07-08 14:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Say no to drugs think you and pie good too but one thing puzzle me and get me mad why doesn't that guy want to sell me the world biggest yoyo I want really bad I tried everything from saying baby blue ball to asking to leave it in his will the guy like 78 and he doesn't want to give me that yoyo I was nice in asking him then I told him to use a rubber I even help in water is flower (he would let me use the restroom and I had to pee really bad) but that not the point I water his flower with my own well you get the picture I even took his dog for a walk but I lose him because I was talking to a odd friends of mind but isn't it the thought that count and not the fact that I lost the dog come on I did all these nice thing I even wish his car come on I wish it use a toothbrush that I found in his restroom when he finally let use it and was there so I thought to myself I can wash is car using this toothbrush and get it really clean and it workededed his car was so clean I could see myself all those new things and nothing so I love chickens and have a nice day "what else can I do for him to get that yoyo

2006-07-11 10:37:10 · answer #5 · answered by Mark C 2 · 0 0

1) i think you are messed up to waste 5 pts and give a free 2 pts to everyone else.
2) maybe you should ask a real question that will get you somewhere, like ask if anyone knows any cool games to play with household stuff if your bored.
3)alot of people would not post their FEELINGS
on the internet, it could get pictured as something its not, like swearing, or raceism.

and 4)Thanks for the free 2pts, i am going to the top if i keep answering questions like this.

2006-07-08 14:51:37 · answer #6 · answered by newischk 2 · 0 0

I'm glad someone else likes red and black. I'm a fan too. Although I have to admit I prefer them separate rather than together.

2006-07-08 14:47:09 · answer #7 · answered by kelguire 2 · 0 0

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance

2006-07-08 14:49:41 · answer #8 · answered by not_prfikt 7 · 0 0

i have a lot of stuff that i want to say but i can't think of any right now thanks for the two points though i needed them.

2006-07-08 14:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by Lion 1 · 0 0

I think everyone should know that red and black aremy favorite colors...seriously that's important

2006-07-08 14:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by ArmyGirlfriend 3 · 0 0

I wish I had more to say...I'm making blueberry muffins right now...would you like some!?! :o)

2006-07-08 14:47:03 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

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