2006-07-08 07:14:25 · 22 answers · asked by stephen m 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Cosmo Kramer: boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty
Rental Car Agent: would you like insurance?
Jerry: yeah, you better give me the insurance. because i'm gonna beat the hell out of this car.
George Costanza: Jerry, just remember, it's not a lie if you beleive it.
you know, there's just too many great quotes
2006-07-08 07:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by bluegal19 2 · 9⤊ 1⤋
favorite quote... I don't think I have one. Serenity Now! is pretty good, but not the best, neither is no soup for you!, I don't think I have one.
It's a Festivus for the rest of us!
or from Babu: You're a very bad man, Jerry Seinfeld! Very, very bad!
2006-07-08 14:27:33 · answer #2 · answered by Jeff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In one episode, Krammer was having a problem with underwear that became so problematic that he showed up at Gerry's without any underwear and said " I'm out there, Gerry and I'm loving it!"
Gerry said to Elaine "Ooooooooooh nooooooo, do you realize what this means?" Elaine says "What?" And Gerry says (favorite quote) "The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of Gaberdien."
2006-07-08 14:28:32 · answer #3 · answered by jimjimalpha 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elaine -You broke up with a woman over soup?
Jerry- It wasn't soup, It was a bisque.
So many god ones tho.
2006-07-08 15:26:00 · answer #4 · answered by Hank S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Elaine rips the toupee off George's head and screams: "I don't like this thing!!!! And here is what I am doing with it!" and she then proceeds to throw it out the window.
2006-07-08 15:16:34 · answer #5 · answered by axdgirl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wot are the 4 worst words in the englsih dictionary-Seinfeld
Who's bra is this?-George
2006-07-08 14:21:20 · answer #6 · answered by Rida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when George screams, " I WAS IN THE POOL ! " ------ hilarious! or when Elaine is going-off about her beloved sponges, although i cant remember an exact quote.
2006-07-08 14:20:50 · answer #7 · answered by rdhtone! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Got any spare change for an old Bucaneer?" - Homeless Guy wearing a "Puffy Shirt"
2006-07-08 14:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by alanoodle 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're real and the spectacular
and
Can you spare a square?
2006-07-08 20:07:14 · answer #9 · answered by Teresa F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
''no soup for you''
''these pretzels are making me thirsty''
''i was in the pool''
''yadda yadda yadda''
those are some of my favorites
2006-07-08 15:15:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋