How do I put on a condom ?

Question

Cause last time I tried 2 put 1 on, it got all stuck and i lost the erection

Answer 1

Maybe you should turn the lights on next time so you can see what you are doing

Answer 2

Lots of guys fumble with it and lose their erection...that said, if you look at a condom the rubber is rolled around the edges, you need to have the rubber while its rolled flat against the end of your penis. It has to be placed with the side up that will allow the rubber to unroll down the sides of your penis with a little pressure from your fingers (hold your hand as if making an OK sign and push down on the rubber so it slides down the sides of your erection, unrolling the rubber over your penis).

If you have the condom on your head backwards its not going to unroll.

And, you should not try to unroll it unless your penis is poking into it at the time, unrolling it first will only cause for more trouble trying to get it on

....Practice on a banana, or a cigar tube or even a broomstick.

Answer 3

How do you put them on?

Most packs of reliable male condoms come with step-by-step instructions, which you should follow carefully. Try not to get so carried away with passion that you rush things. Use this guide to help you.


Take the fresh condom out of the packet carefully. Avoid 'catching' it on your nails.


Do not blow it up.


There's usually a 'teat' at the end. Squeeze the air out of it.


Now roll the condom onto the erect penis. (Don't try putting it on before you're hard.)


Roll it all the way down to the base of your penis.


Some men lose their erection - through nerves - while rolling the condom on. If this sometimes happens to you, then get your partner to put it on for you - rubbing you at the same time.


As soon as you've climaxed, hold the condom firmly onto your penis with your fingers, and withdraw from the vagina. Take care not to spill any fluid.


Now, take off the condom, wrap it in paper or tissue, and dispose of it in a bin.


If you're going to have sex again that day, wash your penis and put on a new condom.


Never try to 're-use' a condom

Answer 4

Buy a box and practise putting on the condoms on when you're hard. (Stupid to practise on anything other than your own penis) Do it enough times that you can do put it on in, under the sheets without looking, in less than 5 seconds. This will ensure you both stay in the mood.

Pointers from the pros: It's often good to put it on early if you know it's leading into sex, then you can make a smooth transition without stopping. Keep the condoms near the bed, in a nightstand or someplace. (It's a bummer to get out of bed to fish them out of your pants on the floor) Always have an extra. Be careful to hold onto the condom at the base when you pull out ! After you throw the condom in the wastebasket use some wet-naps to wipe up, and don't put your penis near her vagina again! Stuff still leaks out after. Repeat and enjoy!

Answer 5

Use a small amount of lubrication in the tip of the condom. And make sure you put it on the right way. If you're having trouble keeping your erection have your partner do it. Its much better that way.

Answer 6

First, duct-tape your erect penis to a broomstick of equal length, then slowly unroll the condom until it's fully covered. Then, carefully use a pair or scissors to cut the tape and extract the broomstick from the condom.
If your partner is feeling especially kinky, you can leave the broomstick attached.

Answer 7

Have your girl put it on. Just a suggestion. I did that for my ex. It is easy to lose your erection cuz putting that on in completely unsexy. So let her do it while teasing you or something.

Answer 8

I think this guys problem is he followed the drug store clerks example and rolled the condom on his finger and his girl got pregnant! LMFAOOOOOOO But All gods certainly has the right idea!

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Answer 9

Simple! Just like putting the finger tip covers on your finger before cutting vegetables. There is only one way to put it and when you try the other way round, it tears or bursts!!

Answer 10

Read the directions on the package and PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE!
Remember condoms are merely protection against STD's and pregnancy, NOT A GUARANTEE!!!